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Poor Bumblebee

by on 11. Oct, 2010 in DC, Film, Movies, Police, Video, Youtube

Scenes from the third Transformers movie are being shot in DC, and filmmakers had a first-hand encounter with DC police. As you can see, Bumblebee got the worst of that meeting today! I wish they’d said what type of emergency the officer was responding to. If that dude was actually on his way to get [...]

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More Gate-Jumpers: Kid Cudi Edition

by on 23. Jul, 2010 in Crime, Fight, Hip Hop, Music, Police, Violence

What is it with goofy motherf*ckers running around where they’re not supposed to? Kid Cudi wanted to whup that ass! He went from singing about The Pursuit of Happiness to charging offstage in the pursuit of bloody vengeance. I love it! Basically, if you make a grown man in skinny jeans mad enough to attack [...]

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I Will Park My Foot In A DC Councilmember’s Ass

by on 30. Dec, 2009 in DC, Law, Police

The days of free parking on Saturdays in DC are over. I don’t know about you all, but I don’t like this one bit. DC already gets a ton of money from drivers via red light cameras and utterly confusing sign combinations. To start charging people for weekend parking is just plain greedy. I don’t [...]

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Who Brings A Gun To A Snowball Fight?!

by on 20. Dec, 2009 in DC, Fight, Guns, Police, Snowball

Apparently, Detective Baylor does! Today in DC, an off-duty police officer decided to break up a snowball fight, BY PULLING OUT HIS GUN! Can you say “anger management” people? How about “overreaction?” Or “asshole” maybe?    Tweet

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Tiger Woods’ Wife Went Carrie Underwood on That Ass?

by on 30. Nov, 2009 in DC, Driving, Police, Sex, Tiger Woods, Video, Violence

It is a must that I comment on the Tiger Woods incident. After all, this is a comedy site. The facts are unclear at the moment, but the more the news reports this story, the more it looks like Elin Woods went Carrie Underwood on her husband, our beloved “Cablinasian” golf sensation after rumors of [...]

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Police Bullying Caught On Tape

by on 14. Sep, 2009 in Crime, DC, Police, Violence, Youtube

While returning home from my friend Dave’s party on Saturday night, I drunkenly witnessed some dude getting arrested, and also being the victim of almost but not really police brutality. It was more like “police bullying” or “blue uniform thuggin’” than police brutality, since no blows were delivered.Still, I had to tape it and make [...]

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