Warning: This post contains a defense of Michele Bachmann as well as a plea on behalf of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I promise that it will all make sense in the end. It’s not as strange as it sounds… Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way, let me begin by [...]
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Stop Trying To Look Sinister
John Boehner is taking this “leader” shtick a bit too far, judging by the photo above. I wonder if it was his idea to pose in the shadows like he’s the motherf*ckin’ Emperor from Star Wars, or if someone from his camp suggested it. Boehner’s recent role in debt deal negotiations has either helped him [...]
US Debt Ceiling Talk
I have purposely been avoiding talking about the U.S. debt crisis saga over here. I’m no economist; I’m a humorist. If you want random observations, I’m your guy. Fiscal responsibility, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I do not recognize. The decisions that caused me to [...]
Weiner Jokes. Too Easy.
Yesterday Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to showing pics of his…Shit. I can’t even start this entry without it turning into a dick joke. I want to earn laughs from you all, instead of taking the obvious route, and going for the low-hanging fruit. God damn it. That could be misconstrued into a dick-and-balls reference, too. [...]
The Vince Gray Era So Far
2011 has not been a good year for city politics. To describe the Vince Gray era so far as “shaky” would be an understatement. Almost every night, there is a new ridiculous headline involving some member of DC government. I’m not an “I told you so” type of person, but I did type these words [...]
Jared Loughner Looks Like An Evil Testicle
Look at this smug, bald headed beatty-eyed bastard. They are undoubtedly going to throw the book at Jared Loughner and it’s pretty much a forgone conclusion that he’s going to get the death penalty for such a brazen act of domestic terrorism. However, this is one of the rare instances where I feel that the [...]
Alvin Greene Has Delusions of Grandeur
I still believe that Alvin Greene is at least a little bit mentally challenged. I know that’s like saying someone is “a little bit pregnant,” but I’m just saying…This is one strange guy. The only thing more puzzling than the man himself, is the question of how he won the Democratic primary in his Senate [...]
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