Yesterday I pushed the limits of good taste with my Sistine Chapel header. Today, I’m keeping it sexy. Don’t let the smooth taste fool you! Just to clarify, I am not advertising Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Nor am I co-signing the jheri curl belonging to Billy Dee Williams circa the early-to-mid 1980s. I’m just paying [...]
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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Recap
I am proud to announce that You Know What Really Grinds My Gears, my collaboration with DJ Roz of Champion Sounds, was a success. Last Tuesday marked the first open-forum karaoke-style airing of the grievances in the history of..ever. My only fear of hosting what amounted to an open-mic rant session was that there would [...]
Things I Learned Today: Celebrity Breasts Edition
I learned a lot of things today; none of which is particularly useful to my life in general. These pointless discoveries all involve famous women, and they each made me smile. Therefore, I must share them with you, my oh-so awesome readers! Sh*t Leon Learned Today: Naked Scarlett Johannsen does not disappoint. I really shouldn’t [...]
As Seen On Leon’s Phone: ATM Edition
Ever see an ATM with denominations like this? The machine in this photo is on 9th Street NW in DC, right next to some Ethiopian(I think) restaurant and parallel to the 9:30 Club. I wonder whose idea it was to go with these random, non-standard dollar amount choices? The only way this machine could be [...]
Two Words
Liquid crack. I’m wired right now, so if you hear about me doing something out of character, like breaking into the National Zoo and going for a ride on the back of a baby hippopotamus, blame Starbucks. Besides, hippos are awesome when they’re babies. They don’t turn evil and disgusting until they start growing up. [...]
There Is Hope For Society
It’s not often that you see all that’s good and bad about society in the same week of viral videos. I’d dare to say that 85% of the time, these clips tend to be somewhere in between “this is absolutely crazy” to “the Apocalypse is surely near.” However, the internet received a nice balance of [...]
Please Excuse The Random Chaos
I’m going to be switching the site over to it’s new design over the next day or two, so if you stop by and it looks like random chaos, now you know why. Then again, random chaos may actually be an improvement over how this place looks right now. I’ve been rolling along with the [...]
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