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Please Excuse The Random Chaos

I’m going to be switching the site over to it’s new design over the next day or two, so if you stop by and it looks like random chaos, now you know why. Then again, random chaos may actually be an improvement over how this place looks right now. I’ve been rolling along with the [...]

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Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

I was laughing before I even clicked on the URL for this site.  The name alone is pure comedy: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. Check it out, and if you can, submit your own Justin Bieber lesbian lookalike. Tweet

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Who Loses Their Keys?

I am the only ass-clown I know who manages to lose his house keys. This is truly upsetting. I did not even realize that they were gone until I went to the gym yesterday after work and looked for them, since my membership thingy is on the key ring. I figured “Oh, I must have [...]

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Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter

Twitter + my A.D.D. riddled thoughts = Comedy. This is a small sample of what you’re missing if you’re not already following my Twitter feed. Trust me, there is PLENTY more where this came from! As you can see, I keep it random… …Yet entertaining! Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, I [...]

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Monday Night Gumbo

This entry is a collection of random thoughts and musings. For all of you without A.D.D. who were looking for cohesion, bear with me for a moment as I ramble in print form. Let’s start with the Ciara video above, since it gave me impure thoughts the other day. 3 minutes of a beautiful woman [...]

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And Now, Your Moment of Rollo

Does this entry really need words? F*CK NO IT DON’T!!! But I’m giving em to you anyway. Your welcome. Now, bask in the pleather jacket pimped-out greatness that is Rollo from Sanford & Son! On the list of greatest sidekicks of all time, he’s up there near the top. Definitely way cooler than his white [...]

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My Meeting Doodle Gallery

I have ADHD, therefore, I get easily sidetracked.  This sort of explains my habit of drawing random pictures to express what’s on my mind during long meetings. Today I’m sharing some sketches from my meeting notebook in order to give you a glimpse into the random ignorance that I think about while I’m trying to [...]

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