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I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology

Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]

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Welcome Back, NFL!

I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]

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Albert Haynesworth vs the Redskins

Any very large Washington Redskins fans out there? If so, I need you to do me a favor, and slap some sense into Albert Haynesworth. I’d personally do it, but you know…he’s a giant human being. I have to ask my 300-pound muscle-bound readers to handle this for me, since it’s obvious Big Al would [...]

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This Expresssion Speaks Volumes

The Redskins last game was so bad, CBS Sports switched their broadcast over to the Ravens/Packers game, claiming they were experiencing “technical difficulties.” They should have kept it real and admitted that their real concern was “people changing the channel” difficulties. Anybody with eyesight would have understood. I think Sherman Lewis’ look sums things up [...]

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Today In DC Sports

I know, I know…The Super Bowl is on right now, and the majority of the world could care less about DC sports. Everybody’s watching the New England Videotapers, I mean Patriots, play the New York Giants. That said, I have to take time out to recognize the two Washington Redskins who were named to the [...]

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I Spent $4.50 on Dania Ramirez

The show must go on. I am still feeling pretty sad upon hearing that Sean Taylor passed away this morning, succumbing to his gunshot wound. Even though I am not 100% on joke-time today, I realize that I do kind of provide a public service on this blog. The service of making people laugh to [...]

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Pray For Sean Taylor

I know I usually put jokes and stuff on here, but I want to be serious for a moment and ask everyone to keep the Washington Redskins’ Sean Taylor in your thoughts and prayers. He was shot at his home in a possible armed robbery attempt, and is now in a coma. I feel bad [...]

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