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The Apocalypse Is Upon Us!

The Apocalypse Is Upon Us!

Does anyone REALLY think that God would actually tell us the exact date when the world will end? That kinda takes the fun and excitement out of everything. The only way I’m seeing the Four Horsemen on Saturday is if I happen to crash a dinner party at Ric Flair’s house. In that instance, I [...]

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C’mon Juan…

I see that NPR has fired Juan Williams for remarks he made regarding Muslims on Bill O’Reilly’s show. This is what Williams said during that particular appearance on O’Reilly Factor: “I mean, look, Bill, I’m not a bigot. You know the kind of books I’ve written about the civil rights movement in this country. But [...]

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I Wonder Who Is Dressing Up As This Guy For Halloween

Someone posted this Bishop Eddie Long picture on Facebook, so I had to share it. The sad thing is that this really looks like one of those hair products you see advertised in Jet Magazine! Image courtesy of @FreeEddieLong. Serious question though: Would y’all care if I had a product advertised on here that is [...]

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Rants In The Name Of Religion

I regularly see a group of Hebrew Iraelites preaching outside Columbia Heights metro station as I make my way to the gym. As a result of hearing them yelling at people on numerous occasions, I have come to one conclusion: these motherf*ckers hate just about EVERYBODY! If anybody has ever had an encounter with angry [...]

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Pat Robertson Is A Motherfucker

I rarely ever drop the F-bomb in my title, but I think Pat Robertson’s recent comments on the earthquake in Haiti make him a more than deserving target for the mother of all swear words. It’s disgusting to hear a so-called man of God call this catastrophic disaster “a blessing in disguise.” These are human [...]

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Good Friday Night Fights: Jesus vs The Easter Bunny

Early this Good Friday morning on Twitter, Black Canseco posed these questions: “Why are we more accepting of Easter eggs and the Easter Bunny than we are of Jesus Christ? Would we be more into Jesus Christ if he hopped around with a basket filled with booiled eggs and chocolate?” Of course, I gave one [...]

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Jerry Falwell

I read that Jerry Falwell died today. It’s wierd, because this is a man’s life we’re talking about, but it leaves me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I am indifferent because it’s safe to assume that spiteful, over-the-top, overzeaolus religious fanatic never gave a damn about my black ass. On the other hand, he [...]

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