I am generally a winner in life. That said, I rarely win contests that are out of my control. Arguments? Yep. Fights? Damn right. The hearts of women around the globe? You betcha. But ask me to play the lottery, and I will look at you like you’re stupid, then say “I might as well [...]
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“Yeah, I Shot ‘Em, And I Hope They BURN IN HELL!”
I logged onto Yahoo early this Saturday morning, and I learned an interesting fact: My man Samuel L. Jackson is the second highest-grossing movie star of all time, with his collective films grossing $4.34 billion.The only movie star higher on the list than him, is Harrison Ford. When Indiana Jones is the only guy on [...]
Jokes On A Blog
Happy Saturday, folks, I’m pretty sure that no one reads this thing on a Saturday night before going out and partying, but I felt like writing a little, so if you’re here, say hello or something. Ever see something so funny or clever that it made you wish you had thought of it first? Well, [...]
Defiant To The End
I have killed. Before any of you punk-ass snitches start alerting the authorities and checking to see if there’s any reward money, let me explain. I killed a bug on Saturday over at my sister’s apartment. This wasn’t any old bug, though. This bug was unlike any I’ve ever seen. Picture a wasp, but imagine [...]
Leon’s Underground Railroad
I know this one is sure to anger the ladies, but I don’t really care because it needs to be done. Today, I am actually going to live up to the Black Moses label I so greatly bestowed upon myself. Just like Moses rescued the slaves in Egypt, I come before the men reading this [...]
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