Dear Lord and Savior, Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on [...]
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T-Pain Has Clearly Made A Pact With Satan
How else do you explain the fact that this fellow with the robotic voice is consistently putting out the catchiest radio hits around? Even after the 1,000th listening, I still smile when I hear this song right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTOEV6f7jB4 I probably should have warned you that there is profane language as well as Rick Ross man-boobs in [...]
Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections
Ok. It’s a few hours into 06/06/06, and Damian has not fucked me up yet. To everybody who thought the world was going to end…Joke’s on you. Your ass still has to get up and go to work in the morning. I guess you can go see “The Omen” this evening as consolation for not [...]
Creepy Kids Are Not Creepy
This is a message to all of the people that write horror movies: ENOUGH WITH THE CREEPY KIDS! There are too many horror movies that rely on using a wierd or creepy kid to move the story along. I’m sorry, but creepy kids do not scare me. I would kick the crap out of a [...]
The Neighborhood Crazy Person
I’m about to share a little life experience with you all, so let me know if anybody can relate to this here. I’m going to tell you all what it was like growing up in a neighborhood that has a crazy person in it. My guess is, most people that weren’t privelaged to live in [...]
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