Dirty Macking – (v) 1.) The act of attempting to gain someone’s romantic favor by disparaging or belittling someone else. 2.) Some ol’ crabs in a bucket bullsh*t losers resort to in the hopes of getting laid. Too much information alert: I am a 2012 born-again virgin. That’s right; we are 20 days in, and [...]
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Damn It! Someone Beat Me To It!
I was totally working on a Herman Cain “Big Daddy Cain” photoshop yesterday. Mine had him with a flat-top & white chicks…but whomever created this album cover image definitely made me smile today. I tip my hat to this anonymous soul and his or her photoshop mayhem! Tweet
As Seen On Leon’s Cameraphone: Panties on the Ground Edition
Somebody meant business on the way to the club! Gotta love Fridays in DC. I’d imagine that any woman who loses her panties on her way to the spot has to be pretty nasty. She probably has some new and improved STD. When she speaks, her voice sounds like A.I.D.S. Her vagina leaps tall buildings [...]
Things I Learned Today: Celebrity Breasts Edition
I learned a lot of things today; none of which is particularly useful to my life in general. These pointless discoveries all involve famous women, and they each made me smile. Therefore, I must share them with you, my oh-so awesome readers! Sh*t Leon Learned Today: Naked Scarlett Johannsen does not disappoint. I really shouldn’t [...]
You’re Making My Job Too Easy
N*gga. WTF?! I apologize in advance for starting today’s entry off with the “N-word”, but when I saw this Sen. Roberto Arango story on Gawker, those were the first words I said in reaction to it. Another lawmaker sex scandal? This one involving a gay hookup site called “Grindr” as well as photos of a [...]
8-24-11 Throwback: Who Knew?
Watching the old school video for “Honey Love” made me realize that of all the guys in Public Announcement, R. Kelly looked like the least nasty of the bunch. Who knew?! Seriously?! This concerns me. Truly concerns me. No telling what the rest of these guys are doing these days. Something tells me R. Kelly [...]
Weiner Jokes. Too Easy.
Yesterday Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to showing pics of his…Shit. I can’t even start this entry without it turning into a dick joke. I want to earn laughs from you all, instead of taking the obvious route, and going for the low-hanging fruit. God damn it. That could be misconstrued into a dick-and-balls reference, too. [...]
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