Yesterday Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to showing pics of his…Shit. I can’t even start this entry without it turning into a dick joke. I want to earn laughs from you all, instead of taking the obvious route, and going for the low-hanging fruit. God damn it. That could be misconstrued into a dick-and-balls reference, too. [...]
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My Retirement From Blogging
I am retiring from blogging, effective immediately. I have decided to enter a more lucrative field: shaking my ass for cash. That’s right: I’m Rick Rude-ing y’all hoes from now on. God blessed me with this awesome physique and ruggedly handsome features, so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when [...]
Do Women Really Have Trouble Meeting Men?
Yesterday I overheard two women talking, and one kept saying how hard it is to meet guys. It took everything in my power not to interrupt them and ask for more clarification. I’ve always been led to believe that for women, breathing + having three holes = someone, somewhere will hit on you. These ladies [...]
Love Beat My Ass – A Valentine’s Mixtape
Once again, I have put together a Valentine’s Day Mixtape for your listening pleasure. This year, however, I decided to dial back the sex emphasis and paint an honest portrait of love from all angles, titled Love Beat My Ass. I did this mainly because I have been going through a little something lately in [...]
Miss Sam Cassell Face
Yesterday I saw a woman with the perfect body. However, there was one glaring problem: She looked like Sam Cassell in the face. This woman was living proof that God has a sense of humor. A sharp, twisted one at that. To put those long legs, that slim waist, those nice breasts and that OUTSTANDING [...]
Celebs and Cameraphones
A lot of people must be getting laid thanks to Craigslist. Apparently, I missed the memo. Before I touch on that subject, I’ll give you a moment to finish laughing at Congressman Chris Lee in the photo above pulling a Bishop Eddie Long, posing in the mirror like a lil’ hoe. The past six months [...]
Tuesday Public Service Announcement
I see that Twitter is abuzz over the news that an HIV positive man has been cured. I hate to rain on everyone’s parade, or in this case, make them wear condoms, but this is a very early breakthrough. Please hold off on having any unprotected hooker orgy celebrations until a permanent cure is actually [...]
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