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WTF?!

by on 30. Mar, 2009 in Crime, Sister, Video, Violence

I was about to post more jokes and stuff, but I saw this clip and it kind of took me out of the mood to be funny: Embedded video from CNN Video I usually draw a lot of my comic inspiration from the fact that we live in a crazy world, but when I hear [...]

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Text Message From My Sis

by on 30. May, 2008 in Sister, Text Message

My sister sent me this text message earlier, and it made me smile: Today’s Ebonic word is: Omelette. Let’s use it in a sentence… “I shoulda slapped the f*ck out cho ass, but omelette that sh*t go for now!” This great moment in ignorance has been presented by ListenToLeon.net and the offbeat sense of humor [...]

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Quest For A Crapper

by on 19. Dec, 2007 in Bathroom, Christmas, Chuck Taylor, Law, Men, Mom, Shopping, Silver Spring, Sister, Stank, Top Sider

This past weekend, I was a little under the weather. It was my first official reminder that I am indeed an old, broken-down black man who has entered a new decade of life. The medicine I was prescribed by my doctor had me feeling about 85% better by Sunday morning, but it had one rough [...]

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Meeting My Sister

by on 02. Jul, 2007 in 80's, Child, DC, Fredericksburg, Nightclub, Phone, Sister, Story

Today’s entry is a little more heartfelt than what usually gets posted here at www.listentoleon.net, but don’t worry. There are some humorous moments to the story. Even when I’m being serious, I still find a way to keep it funny.  I have always known that I have a half-sister out there. A few years before I was born, my father had [...]

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