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Your Friday Tech Slap

Is it wrong that I’m more concerned for the welfare of that iPad than I am for the child? No? OK then. God bless you World Star Hip Hop, for bringing this clip into my life! Tweet

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So Far This Morning…

So far this morning, I’ve managed to oversleep, some little man attempted to pick a fight with me over a quarter, and finally, I was forced to climb seven flights of stairs thanks to a broken elevator. Oh yeah, I also have to do #2 in the work bathroom, with their tiny claustrophobic stalls. As [...]

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Nature of the Threat

My favorite threat of all-time is “I’ll slap the sh*t out you.” A staple of hood arguments, never have so few words been able to express so many sentiments. I’ll slap the shit out you can mean any one of the following: “I’ll slap the shit out you” = Stop talking. Right now. I mean [...]

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It’s All Fun and Games

…Until someone gets bitch-slapped into next week! I love this video for the simple fact that anyone stupid enough to take turns slapping one another pretty much deserves whatever happens to them. To the two simpletons in this video, thank you for the free entertainment. Your dignity is not being sacrificed in in vain. Tweet

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Pimp Slapped By God

Ever walk outside on a really cold and windy day without checking the weather report first? I did that the other afternoon. Walked right outside and was met by a stong, gusting wind that almost made me take a few steps back. It was as if God took his right hand, stuck it in the [...]

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Ground Rules For Tonight

I stopped by the ‘Share the last couple of days to get some training, and I am happy to say that I’m ready! I have some tricks up my sleeve now, so if you stop through tonight, you’re in trouble! In a good way! I might go Tom Cruise on y’all and start juggling liquor bottles [...]

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Thursday! Common Share! BE THERE!

Ladies and gentlemen, if there were ever a sure sign that The Common Share is closing up shop, this is it: This Thursday, I will be the guest bartender. That’s right, it’s ListenToLeon night, Thursday night. All Hell is about to break a’loose! A sure sign of the apocolypse, I will be serving drinks and [...]

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