I must have the worst timing ever. The last two times I took a Metro train, it’s been hot, humid and stuffy inside the car, all at the same time. The station wasn’t hot. The weather outside wasn’t hot. Only the stuffy train was hot. It’s obvious that either the air conditioner was broken, or [...]
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The Big Fight
The eve of the big fight is upon us. Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs Oscar De La Hoya, sqaring off tomorrow night in what has the potential to be a very entertaining boxing match. Who do you think is going to win? Personally, I think Floyd is going to take it, but it won’t be as [...]
Another Extremely Swaggerful Day
I’m feeling good. No…I’m feeling GRRRRRRREAT! Since it’s another day where my swag is on a level that mere mortals such as yourself cannot begin to comprehend, I’m going to take the day off from blogging and let my ego speak for me once again. It’s been awhile since the last time I put the [...]
Quote Day
Today, I’m starting all of my profound observations on life with a qoute that leads you in perfectly. Why, you ask? Well, thanks to Friday’s arrogant rant that I went on while making fun of Kanye West, I think I messed up my karma, or chi, or whatever you want to call it. So to [...]
I Better Win This Thing Now
I’ve been beating you all in the head with this “Vote Leon” thing the past few days. I recognize this, and I sincerely apologize if it comes across as overkill. It’s just that I would really like to win it. I know that people like the blog, but to get an award for it would [...]
How to Raise Your Kids ‘Cause Some Of You Suck At It
I feel like talking about bad kids today. Actually, I’ve felt like talking about them since about 10:30 PM on Monday. That night, I saw a lady on the bus with 6 kids, 4 of which were running up and down the aisles and acting a fool with no real supervision from their mother. I [...]
Creepy Kids Are Not Creepy
This is a message to all of the people that write horror movies: ENOUGH WITH THE CREEPY KIDS! There are too many horror movies that rely on using a wierd or creepy kid to move the story along. I’m sorry, but creepy kids do not scare me. I would kick the crap out of a [...]
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