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Dozing Off

Ever doze off while in the middle of typing something? Yeah…that just happened. I was in the middle of making changes to the text of an email, and it went a little something like this: Take advantage of this incredblfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffopportunity to expand your professional network I need a nap! How many hours’ sleep per night [...]

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Speaking of Dreams…

  How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]

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I Must Be A Hard Sleeper

Apparently, I slept through an Earthquake early this morning. This is not good! People always tell me I’m a hard sleeper, but I had no idea that I could actually remain unconscious as the Earth beneath me got to shaking and shimmying. If the planet itself cannot awaken me from my slumber which included a [...]

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Last Day In New York City

…and I’ve actually managed to stay out of trouble. The fact that I’ve had to get up at the ass-crack of dawn every day for this conference is the main reason why. I was so tired last night, that I fell asleep with the lights on and the Hip Hop issue of Wax Poetics magazine [...]

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Come On, 5:00!

I am literally counting the minutes until I’m off the clock right now. Ever have one of those days where you’re too tired to be patient or polite? I’m pretty much there. I have two things I’m supposed to do tonight, but I have a feeling that both are going to be cut short. It’s [...]

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It’s Been A Long Ass Week

It has been an extremely busy week. So much so, that I haven’t even been able to log on here and talk shit like I want to. It’s so bad, that I started typing an entry last night, and fell asleep in the middle of typing. I got about three words in, and then nothing [...]

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Ladies: Don’t Get TOO Comfortable Around Your Man

Yes this video is a little cheesy, but it makes a great point. Ladies, when you’re in a relationship, please don’t get TOO comfortable around your man and stop wearing sexy clothes for him. Hell, it doesn’t even have to be sexy; just wear feminine stuff around the house instead of the same unflattering sweatpants [...]

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