So far this morning, I’ve managed to oversleep, some little man attempted to pick a fight with me over a quarter, and finally, I was forced to climb seven flights of stairs thanks to a broken elevator. Oh yeah, I also have to do #2 in the work bathroom, with their tiny claustrophobic stalls. As [...]
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I’m The Bees-Knees
Yes, I know this is the corniest title of all time, and no, I am not ashamed to admit it. I’m owning my imperfections today. At lunch today, I learned that if no one else pays me any attention, I’ll be appreciated by one group: bumblebees. It was nice outside, so I sat down at [...]
The First Warm Day of Spring
I always have trouble dressing appropriately on the first nice day of Spring. I know that sentence brings to mind women who wear their “happy hour” dresses to work and try to cover ‘em up with a jacket or a cardigan until 5:00 PM on the dot, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I [...]
The Last Place I Want To Die Is At Work
An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]
Come On Spring
I have my annual attack of allergy symptoms going on right now. Unfortunately, It’s happening on the same day as a Law & Order: SVU marathon and some good NCAA games. Damn you, Elliot Stabler!!! As a result, I think I’m setting a record for achieving new levels of laziness. Someone help me break this [...]
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