I had the most ridiculous racist experience of my life last Thursday. I was working late that evening, and did not leave the office until around 8PM. Instead of going straight home, I decided to stop by the Borders on L Street. That particular store is going out of business, so I decided to reward [...]
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The Classy Way To Fart
I already know what you’re thinking: “Great… Leon is resorting to more jokes about flatulence.” Before you walk away disgusted or disappointed, I promise you that you are going to want to read this entry, despite it’s oxymoron of a title. It’s informative. It’s powerful. IT JUST MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Last week, I was [...]
I Just Got Crop Dusted
Someone walked past my desk and let out a silent-but-violent drive-by fart this morning. The culprit was a slick one, because it happened around the time when 3 or 4 people were walking past. I can’t even do anything petty to seek vengeance, because I’d have to go after way too many people. I am [...]
I Knew It! You Stanky Booty Old Man!
I knew I should not have gotten on there. This morning, I was walking in my building and approached the elevator. As I got near I saw an old man exiting, attempting to avoid making any eye contact with me. His facial expression bore a strange combination or guilt and relief. I thought to myself, [...]
When The Stank Lingers On…
Have you ever encountered someone so smelly, so rank, so musty…that his/her smell lingers on long after they’ve left? That happened to me yesterday. I performed a little stand up at Looking Glass Lounge, and after my set, this drunk dude came up to me to talk about comedy. He insisted that he had the [...]
Thank You Honolulu!
Honolulu is looking to ban B.O. on public transportation. The bill will be heard tomorrow by the city council, and it’s looking to rid buses of smelly, disgusting, stank-ass passengers. I salute you, Honolulu, because I feel that making people wear deodorant and wash their asses should be a federal law! Tweet
Who Let the Crackhead on the Court?
Washington Sports Club is slipping! As much as memberships cost there, one would think that it would be out of a crackhead’s price range. They must have a “Get Your Life Together” discount package or something, because one of the fellows I played basketball against over there was clearly on that stuff… Tweet
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