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Apparently I Have Crazy Beat-A-B*tch Face

The past weekend, I had a couple of interesting conversations with strangers. The first was when a salesperson in some store walked up to me and said “You look like a young Manny Ramirez from back when he played in Cleveland.” The guy went on to talk about the time he met Ramirez as a [...]

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I Told You So: Barry Bonds Edition

Little Barry, Big Barry Barry Bonds managed to beat his perjury charges yesterday. I have been saying all along that this trial was pointless. Prosecuters never had enough damning evidence in this case to convict someone who can afford the type of lawyers Barry can, so now, I am obligated to say “I told you [...]

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Another The Expendables Clip

The Expendables looks like pure overkill, literally. Like, steroids on steroids…but I’m still going to see it! I’m pretty sure that I wrote about this film featuring every 80′s action movie star not named Taimak or Van Damme over here before. Even so, it’s worth a second look since sh*t is exploding and whatnot. Just [...]

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When Is Some GOOD Celebrity News Coming?!

Its been one Hell of a rough week for a number of very famous people. I was trying to avoid making Michael Phelps pothead jokes after the photos of him hitting a bong made the news, but then two other news stories pretty much forced my hand: A-Rod’s positive steroid test, and Chris Brown’s assault [...]

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Obama Clemens Spears Stallone and New York

Obama Clemens Spears Stallone and New York

I’m just commenting on a bunch of the TV watching I’ve done this weekend while relaxing at home. It might be random, but hopefully you’ll find it interesting. If not, go ahead and read anyway since I took the time to write it. Barak Obama won the Iowa caucus earlier this week, and it makes [...]

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Marion Jones

I was dissapointed when I logged on to Yahoo and saw a photo of Marion jones next to a headline that read Report: Jones Admits Doping. Considering her current husband, baby’s father and trainer have all been associated with steroids at some point or another, I cannot say that I am too suprised. Still, it kind of sucks to [...]

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