Cool people: Please expand your respective vocabularies. You all have a pattern of taking a great word from the English language, saying it in a creative way, and then forsaking that word. Next, the word is cast upon the wannabe cool masses who proceed to overuse, bastardize, rape, pillage, plunder and annihilate it, just because [...]
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I Think I’m In Love Again
Love at first sight exists, and her name is Zoe Saldana. She has replaced Lauren London and Alicia Keys as the holder of the top spot in Leon’s Celebrity Crushes. I’d put a grizzly bear in a rear naked choke until it taps out for a date with Zoe. I wouldn’t even expect her to [...]
Someone Tried To Steal My Identity
My bank card was stolen on Friday night. Usually, that’s not a laughing matter, but I have to give it to whoever the thief was: he or she had one hell of a night with it! Once I realized my card was gone, I did some research and made a few phone calls. My findings [...]
The Foreign Exchange DC Show Pt. 1
If you’re not up on The Foreign Exchange, I don’t know what you’re doing with your life. It’s really that serious. You are missing out on true musical talent, in an era where chanting “AY! AY!” over a hot track like some kind of mentally challenged homosexual is all you need to get on the [...]
So Foxy Brown Has A Sex Tape
I hear that Foxy Brown has a sex tape. I have not seen it yet. Am I missing anything? Anything at all? To be honest, I’m not surprised that a Foxy Brown sex tape exists. I’m just surprised that it took this long to get leaked! Seriously, have you ever listened to some of her [...]
No Disrespect
A few days ago, there was a trending topic on Twitter called #nodisrespect. As a result, I sent out the following heavily re-tweeted message: “Whenever someone says #nodisrespect to you, they’re about to disrespect the sh*t out your ass!” This tweet, my friends, is as real as it gets! “No disrespect” is one of the [...]
Reasons Why Many Politicians End Up In Sex Scandals
In light of California Representative Michael Duvall getting caught bragging on his extramarital sexual conquests, and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford taking trips to South America to see his side piece, I’m sure a lot of you are wondering: “Why can’t certain politicians keep it in their pants?” Well, I’m here today to provide an [...]
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