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Ill-Placed Pimples

by on 24. Aug, 2009 in Acne, Sex, Swagger

I got a pimple last week, and due to the location of it, I handled the situation like a 13 year old. The reason it bothered me so much is because the bump was dead in the middle of my chest! Right where the pectoral muscles meet. The area where us men glance on women [...]

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The 4 Pack

by on 07. Aug, 2009 in Gym, Music, Sex, Swagger, Youtube

Yeah, I’m starting this off with a badass power ballad, so you KNOW you’re in for an uppercut to the gut…of GREATNESS! Fitness people, I need your help. As you may have seen from the Miami photos, I’ve got the good 4-pack abs going on. Yeah, I’m a little short of a 6-pack, but at [...]

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The Erin Andrews Video Incident

by on 24. Jul, 2009 in Bloggers, Crime, Crush, Nude, Office, Swagger, Swine, Video, Wal-Mart

I really feel bad for Erin Andrews right now. For those unaware of the story, Erin Andrews is a reporter for ESPN who was secretly videotaped naked in her hotel room, and the clip began appearing online this past week. It’s a scary situation; one that makes you think that you can’t even relax in [...]

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Porch People

by on 20. Jul, 2009 in Neighbor, Swagger

I really dislike porch people. Don’t get me wrong, old folks that sit on the porch all day and watch what everybody else in the neighborhood is doing have earned the right to be there, by virtue of being still alive. If you’re 70 years old or more, by all means, sit on the porch [...]

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Televised Funerals

by on 07. Jul, 2009 in Bloggers, Swagger, Swine, Uncategorized

As I watch Michael Jackson’s memorial service, I had one of my trademark “so ignorant it’s brilliant” thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if you ALWAYS had the option to watch funerals on TV, instead of having to actually be there? Tweet

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I Turned My Swag On

by on 01. Jul, 2009 in Music, Swagger, Youtube

This morning, I hopped up out the bed and turned my swag on. Then, I took a look in the mirror, and said “What’s up.” It was at that moment, I realized something: It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned [...]

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Clutch Magazine Interview

by on 15. Nov, 2008 in Swagger

I recently did an interview with Clutch Magazine. Stop by and check it out! ListenToLeon Clutch Magazine Interview I thought it was pretty good. Then again, it’s about me, so of course I’m going to like it. You should just take your stankin’ ass over there to read it so that you can form your [...]

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