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Did Anybody Really Miss the McRib?

McDonalds’ PR staff is working overtime! I don’t know one person who has fond memories of the McRib sandwich, yet everywhere I go, I’m seeing or hearing some kind of hype about it. Until I see someone in my inner circle do a backflip and run down the street yelling “The McRib is back! Praise [...]

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The Erin Andrews Video Incident

I really feel bad for Erin Andrews right now. For those unaware of the story, Erin Andrews is a reporter for ESPN who was secretly videotaped naked in her hotel room, and the clip began appearing online this past week. It’s a scary situation; one that makes you think that you can’t even relax in [...]

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Televised Funerals

As I watch Michael Jackson’s memorial service, I had one of my trademark “so ignorant it’s brilliant” thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if you ALWAYS had the option to watch funerals on TV, instead of having to actually be there? Tweet

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The Origin Of Swine Flu

This made me smile earlier today. I don’t know who is responsible for this photo, but the internet + Photoshop = amusement! Tweet

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A Swine Flu

I keep hearing about a pork flu outbreak in Mexico, Southern California and parts of Texas. A pork flu, on the nicest weekend of the year so far, weather-wise?! I smell a CONSPIRACY!!!     Tweet

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Jimmy Dean is Safe! More Swine For Me!

…I mean, umm…Thank God the man and his family are alright! A house fire almost took out the Sausage King last night, but luckily, Jimmy Dean and his family escaped unharmed. I know the company would continue to make high quality, tasty swine products even without their founder, but still…The man is a legend to [...]

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Cannot Escape The Stank

My nostrils got assaulted this morning. It was not even a fair fight, because the strike came without any kind of warning. Yes, the invisible enemy known as extreme body odor beat my nostrils within an inch of their sniffling little lives on M Street, NW around 9AM. I was minding my own business, thinking [...]

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