What part of the pig does bacon come from? Although I know that most questions about the origin of processed foods have disgusting answers that you’re probably better off remaning unaware of, I think that I need to hear this. I need to know because I am a bacon addict. Tweet
The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life
by ListenToLeon on 12. May, 2008 in Love, Sex, Swine
Life’s three greatest pleasures, as told by Leon: 1.) True love. 2.) Really intense, hot sex. 3.) Barbecue ribs. There you have it. Emotional fulfillment, carnal fulfillment, and swine. It get’s no better! I DARE you to try and argue with me on this one!!! Tweet
Bacon and Leprechauns
by ListenToLeon on 17. Mar, 2008 in Bacon, Leprechaun, St. Patrick's Day, Swine, T shirt, Youtube
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! In honor of the occasion, I’m reposting the Ghetto Leprechaun video up here. Thanks to Big Homie for reminding me that it’s the perfect St. Patrick’s Day clip. Tweet
Fish Karma and Generosity
by ListenToLeon on 29. Nov, 2007 in Angry, Bacon, Food, Honest Tomas, PETA, Swagger, Swine, Wang
Yesterday, I saw an activist outside of an eating establishment, handing out pamphlets designed to discourage people from eating meat. I knew better than to actually open the thing, since it had a picture of a pig on the front. I’m pretty sure the inside of the pamphlet contained all kinds of photos of that [...]
Leon Weekend Update
by ListenToLeon on 24. Sep, 2007 in Biz Markie, Black Machismo, CW, DL Hughley, Gay, Swagger, Swine, YAP Improv
What’s up people, I have had one hell of a weekend. In the short span of two days, I have accomplished the following: Helped save some titties by performing in a benefit improv show for breast cancer – The improv show went great. Footage will be coming soon. Drank half a bottle of patron pretty [...]
My Love/Hate Relationship With Swine
by ListenToLeon on 30. Mar, 2007 in Love, Men, Swine
Swine! Glorious Swine! I love it, but I know at some point I’m going to have to leave it alone. You can’t just eat swine forever. It’s just like anything else that brings pleasure: If you overindulge in it, you will end up paying the price at some point. I don’t want to be a [...]
Robbing Banks
by ListenToLeon on 16. Feb, 2007 in Bank, Broke, Crime, Jail, Robbery, Swine
You know things are bad when you watch a TV show about crime, and realize that you are too screwed up to even be a criminal. I was watching something a few weeks ago on cable, possibly the movie “Set It Off” or maybe reruns of Law and Order. Whatever it was, it involved a [...]
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