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Me and My Ill-Fitting Britches

by on 30. Aug, 2010 in Clothes, MC Hammer, Tacky

Ever notice that your outfit is f*cked up, AFTER you’ve left the house? Not a good feeling, is it? This morning, I put on a pair of khakis that I’ve never worn before, which have been in my closet for over a month. I was in a bit of a hurry to leave, so I [...]

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Men With Ankle Tattoos

by on 26. Jul, 2010 in Art, Law, Tacky

Today I learned that I know a grown man with an ankle tattoo. The guilty party was wearing loafers with no socks on, so this GROSS violation of #ManLaw was in plain sight, visible to the entire world. My first thought upon noticing the sockless style travesty was “Damn. I had no idea that he’s [...]

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A Short-Sleeved Turtleneck?!

by on 03. Jun, 2010 in Black, Clothes, Fashion, Old, Tacky

Sanford and Son was something else! I have the famous Rollo appreciation photo up on my Twitter profile, and my friend Shawn sent me the above picture of some tall fellow’s horribly epic fashion statement. Shawn and the legendary P from my tribute story started cracking jokes, and I’ve cut & pasted them below: LocStarSilva:  [...]

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I See You Shining!

by on 16. Mar, 2010 in Random, Randomness, Suits, Tacky

I really wish I could have worn this tux to my high school prom! It takes a special kind of motherf*cker to be seen in something this unbelievably ridiculous. This is the only suit on Earth that could actually blind someone in the right light. Gotta love it! Tweet

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This Is A Real Shirt

by on 31. Mar, 2009 in T shirt, Tacky, Ugly, Violence, Women

I saw this shirt the other day, and I felt that it was completely tasteless. You know it’s bad when that sentiment comes from someone whose best-selling T-shirt of all-time is “NWP: N*ggas With Perms.” Hell, the Hardest Working Man In Show Business’ lawyers even sent me personal instructions to stop selling my James Brown [...]

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Kim Got Served!

by on 21. Mar, 2007 in Kim Kardashian, Marques Houston, Sex, Tacky

I need you all to spread the word about my comic greatness so that I can become a B or C-list celebrity. Then, I’ll be able to have my way with Kim Kardashian. I don’t know what it is with her and half-assed black celebrities. All I know is, if the perks of half-assed celebrity [...]

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