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Technology Fail

by on 23. Oct, 2010 in Mom, Sex, Text Message

This photo is hilarious. Be careful about pressing “send” on those text messages! Tweet

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Texts From Last Night

by on 29. Apr, 2009 in Bloggers, Comedy, Text Message

Yet another site from the “Ideas I wish I’d thought of first” department, Texts From Last Night. Funny stuff. They had me from the moment I read the words “(312): My room smells like vodka and shame” Enjoy! Tweet

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Text Message From My Sis

by on 30. May, 2008 in Sister, Text Message

My sister sent me this text message earlier, and it made me smile: Today’s Ebonic word is: Omelette. Let’s use it in a sentence… “I shoulda slapped the f*ck out cho ass, but omelette that sh*t go for now!” This great moment in ignorance has been presented by ListenToLeon.net and the offbeat sense of humor [...]

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Unoriginal Valentine

by on 14. Feb, 2007 in Card, King, Text Message, Valentine

Yesterday, I kept gettign the same text message from different people. It read: “Happy Valentine’s day! I know it’s a bit early but I have thousands of sexy friends, so I’m starting with the ugly ones first. Haha!” At first, I didn’t know what to think. Are all these people just that damned unoriginal? Or [...]

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You Have A "Quality"

by on 25. Aug, 2006 in Film, Gay, Metro, Text Message

This morning, a gay dude tried to holler at me. I know, I know…I’ve already written about this happening before, most famously, the entry about Maurice at The Corner Bakery and the serenade at the bus station. This time, I saw it coming, though. The guy who started speaking to me didn’t look flamboyant or [...]

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"System Malfunctions"

by on 15. Jun, 2005 in Mother Nature, Sex, Text Message

Erectile disfuntion has to be one of the worst non-life threatening afflictions imaginiable. Ladies, I don’t know if y’all realize this, but a great deal of what makes a man feel like a man is knowing that he can take pride in his…well, manhood. Damage that perception, and who knows what you’ll end up dealing [...]

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