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How I Feel About “Breaking News”

by on 06. Apr, 2010 in Cable News, The Onion, Video

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere The Onion News Network summed up how I feel about most “breaking news” stories. Tweet

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One Way To Get Drugs Off The Street

by on 16. Dec, 2009 in Drugs, Lil Wayne, The Onion, Video

DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico Gotta love The Onion! Tweet

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The WWE Superstar That Never Was

by on 26. Feb, 2009 in Bloggers, Macho Man, Ric Flair, The Onion, Wrestling, WWE, Youtube

When I was a kid, if you were to ask me what I want to be when I grow up, I would have either said “Spider Man in the black costume” or “Macho Man Randy Savage.” I know that my choices of role models were somewhat silly. You have to realize that I have been [...]

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