‘Tis the season! That most Seinfeldian, non-commercialized of holidays is upon us. Yep, that’s right. Festivus is here! In the tradition of Frank Costanza, I began my celebration on Twitter this morning with the Airing of the Grievances. For those unfamiliar with Festivus, the Airing of the Grievances is when you tell people how they’ve [...]
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The Internet Cannot Kill Morgan Freeman
Earlier today, there was a Twitter rumor allegedly started by CNN stating that Morgan Freeman died. I researched it, and found out that the rumor was false, as I suspected it might be. Morgan Freeman is the closest thing Black people have to Chuck Norris(aside from Billy Dee Williams, of course). He can’t die unless [...]
Tuesday Public Service Announcement
I see that Twitter is abuzz over the news that an HIV positive man has been cured. I hate to rain on everyone’s parade, or in this case, make them wear condoms, but this is a very early breakthrough. Please hold off on having any unprotected hooker orgy celebrations until a permanent cure is actually [...]
Clubber Lang Guerilla Pimpin
Thanks Lizz Robbins and @Twankle_Starr for bringing up Rocky III earlier on Twitter. This angry mohawked ladies man moment goes out to you two! Tweet
These Niggas…
The other night, I was told that rappers Soulja Boy and Fabolous have been Twitter beefing. It’s official: hip-hop is at the bitch-ass point of no return. Between the insults, threats and accusations flying from keyboards, I really hope it does not lead to an actual confrontation. I say this because neither one of these [...]
Honest Question For Party Goers and Promoters
Let’s have a moment of Twitter honesty, everyone. To all tech savvy party promoters: Do you tweet about how great your events are, even on the nights when they’re wack, or empty as Hell? I have an even better question for party goers: How many of you all actually tweet about how great a place [...]
Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter
Twitter + my A.D.D. riddled thoughts = Comedy. This is a small sample of what you’re missing if you’re not already following my Twitter feed. Trust me, there is PLENTY more where this came from! As you can see, I keep it random… …Yet entertaining! Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, I [...]
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