Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]
I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology
by ListenToLeon on 31. Dec, 2011 in Alcohol, DC, Football, Redskins, U Street
Smurfs Are Real!
by ListenToLeon on 24. Oct, 2009 in DC, Smurfs, U Street, Video
…and they’re taller than me :( Now you guys now know why I write a comedy blog. It’s not even Halloween yet, and I’m already befriending Papa Smurf on U Street. I almost decided against putting this up here since I was having a bad hair day, but photographic proof of the existence of Smurfs [...]
How To Deal With Crazy People
by ListenToLeon on 19. Feb, 2009 in Crazy, DC, U Street
Earlier this week, I stopped by Mocha Hut to grab a quick bite to eat. Upon leaving, I found myself in a bit of a predicament as I waited for the light to change in order to cross U Street. I was standing next to an older lady, and approaching us from further up the [...]
Barack Out With My Cock Out
by ListenToLeon on 22. Jan, 2009 in Adams-Morgan, DC, Sex, U Street, Weather
Since I have had a couple of days to reflect upon my inaugural weekend, I’m going to sum up how it went, bullet-style. I went to a bunch of parties, but did not take part in too many of the official events. When I say “official,” I speak of sanctioned events where you have to [...]
New Edition On U Street
by ListenToLeon on 17. Apr, 2008 in Africa, Art, Charity, DC, Music, U Street
Before you start singing “If It Isn’t Love” and all that stuff, I was not referring to THAT New Edition. Then again, since I did bring them up, I may as well throw on a little 80′s classic happy Springtime music to make you smile on this beautiful day.
Republic Gardens Evicted
by ListenToLeon on 29. Oct, 2007 in Bouncer, Butt, College, Common Share DC, DC, Hampton, Howard, nigga-net, Nightclub, Republic Gardens, Swagger, U Street, Women
Ladies and gentlemen, I recieved word earlier today that Republic Gardens, the nightclub that set an unofficial world record by hiring me to be the World’s Smallest Club Bouncer a few years ago, has allegedly been evicted. The details are still forthcoming, as this story was first presented to me via a nigga-net news source as opposed to [...]
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