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DeAngelo Hall

I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology

Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]

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Smurfs Are Real!

…and they’re taller than me :( Now you guys now know why I write a comedy blog. It’s not even Halloween yet, and I’m already befriending Papa Smurf on U Street. I almost decided against putting this up here since I was having a bad hair day, but photographic proof of the existence of Smurfs [...]

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How To Deal With Crazy People

Earlier this week, I stopped by Mocha Hut to grab a quick bite to eat. Upon leaving, I found myself in a bit of a predicament as I waited for the light to change in order to cross U Street. I was standing next to an older lady, and approaching us from further up the [...]

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Barack Out With My Cock Out

Barack Out With My Cock Out

Since I have had a couple of days to reflect upon my inaugural weekend, I’m going to sum up how it went, bullet-style. I went to a bunch of parties, but did not take part in too many of the official events. When I say “official,” I speak of sanctioned events where you have to [...]

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New Edition On U Street

Before you start singing “If It Isn’t Love” and all that stuff, I was not referring to THAT New Edition. Then again, since I did bring them up, I may as well throw on a little 80′s classic happy Springtime music to make you smile on this beautiful day.

The new addition to U [...]

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Republic Gardens Evicted

Ladies and gentlemen, I recieved word earlier today that Republic Gardens, the nightclub that set an unofficial world record by hiring me to be the World’s Smallest Club Bouncer a few years ago, has allegedly been evicted. The details are still forthcoming, as this story was first presented to me via a nigga-net news source as opposed to [...]

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