Yesterday I saw a woman with the perfect body. However, there was one glaring problem: She looked like Sam Cassell in the face. This woman was living proof that God has a sense of humor. A sharp, twisted one at that. To put those long legs, that slim waist, those nice breasts and that OUTSTANDING [...]
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This Is A Real Shirt
I saw this shirt the other day, and I felt that it was completely tasteless. You know it’s bad when that sentiment comes from someone whose best-selling T-shirt of all-time is “NWP: N*ggas With Perms.” Hell, the Hardest Working Man In Show Business’ lawyers even sent me personal instructions to stop selling my James Brown [...]
Message To Old Black Men:
STOP WEARING THOSE UGLY-ASS “KINGS OF COMEDY” LOOKING SUITS!!! Seriously…Here are some tips to keep you looking more like a gentleman of style, and less like Kirk Franklin when he was jumping up and down onstage hollering “DO YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?!” Tweet
I Guess It Happens In Utah, Too
Once again, I found a story about female teachers having sex with a male student. The difference this time, is that both accused teachers had sex with the same 13 year old boy! They claim to have had no knowledge of one another’s activities, but I don’t know if I believe it. They probably exchanged [...]
Ugly Omelettes
This particular post goes out to my wonderful friends and readers who know their way around a kitchen… *cough* That means you, Lemmonex *cough* I would like to get some suggestions or tips on proper ways to prepare omelettes. I can make an omlette that tastes so good, it’ll make you wanna slap your momma. Only problem is, that [...]
Delusions of Grandeur
I have made a conscious effort these past few months to avoid calling people “ugly.” There actually are some very wonderful human beings on this Earth who just happened to end up getting the short end of the stick genetically. For that reason, I have tried to slow down when it comes to making fun [...]
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