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The Captain Morgan

by on 25. Nov, 2009 in Alcohol, Dance, DC, Nightclub, Vertically Challenged, Women

I teabagged a midget on the dance floor. There. I said it. Now that I think back to the incident, it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Then again, maybe it is. You be the judge: The other night, I was at a lounge where the DJ was playing all kinds of great music. [...]

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Heroes of the Vertically Challenged

Heroes of the Vertically Challenged

by on 02. Jan, 2007 in Hero, Mother Nature, Short, Swagger, Vertically Challenged

Life can be rough for people under 6 feet tall. Especially for men. The challenges faced can seem insurmountable. Like climbing a mountain…Or in our case, a really, really tall hill. Taller guys autmatically assume they can whup their vertically-challenged bretheren. Women never fantacize about short men…always “tall, dark and handsome” ones. Oh, don’t mess [...]

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Howard Homecoming Messed Up My Sleep

by on 01. Nov, 2004 in Alcohol, Black College, Ethiopian, Nightclub, Party, Vertically Challenged

My sleep pattern is all fucked up thanks to Howard University’s Homecoming. Friday night, I went to hang out with a few friends I hadn’t seen in awhile and didn’t end up going to sleep until around 4 AM or so. No big deal, right? Well considering that I planned on helping my aunt move [...]

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