Larry Merchant is a hater. Always has been, always will be. That said, it takes a real set of gonads to constantly antagonize men who are trained to beat people up for a living. We all witnessed that last night during the controversial Floyd Mayweather Jr. knockout of Victor Ortiz. When called out by Mayweather [...]
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Your Friday Tech Slap
Is it wrong that I’m more concerned for the welfare of that iPad than I am for the child? No? OK then. God bless you World Star Hip Hop, for bringing this clip into my life! Tweet
Help Catch The Butt Slasher
There is a butt-slasher on the loose in Fairfax, VA. Seriously; I’m not making this up. A crazy man is actually going around knifing women on their backsides while they shop. As much as I wish this were one of my jokes, it’s real, just like the MD skeet bandit. I want to be the [...]
As Seen On Leon’s Phone: DC Carnival Edition
I know it’s a recession and eveybody’s trying to make a buck(or in this case, $2), but this is ridiculous. I could understand the folks on the street selling water bottles they bought in bulk at Costco & Target to the Caribbean Carnival masses last Saturday, but selling these same people the right to pee? [...]
So Far This Morning…
So far this morning, I’ve managed to oversleep, some little man attempted to pick a fight with me over a quarter, and finally, I was forced to climb seven flights of stairs thanks to a broken elevator. Oh yeah, I also have to do #2 in the work bathroom, with their tiny claustrophobic stalls. As [...]
Batman Got Whupped On
Who knew Batman has a bad attitude AND can’t fight worth a damn? More importantly, why is the man in this video walking the street in a Batman costume in the first place? It’s hard to feel sympathy for someone getting whupped on, when that fellow is bothering people while dressed like one of the [...]
Nature of the Threat
My favorite threat of all-time is “I’ll slap the sh*t out you.” A staple of hood arguments, never have so few words been able to express so many sentiments. I’ll slap the shit out you can mean any one of the following: “I’ll slap the shit out you” = Stop talking. Right now. I mean [...]
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