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Tough Love, Facebook Style

So…how many of you would discipline your child via social media? I can’t lie, I laughed at this video because if you’re going to try to create some kind of make-believe online tough guy presence, you deserve to be embarrassed by a loved one. Better that then get shot dead in the street by someone [...]

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Live From The Metro Derailment

As you’ve probably already heard, a Metro train derailed at Farragut North station this morning and wreaked all kinds of havoc downtown. What you didn’t know, is that your man Leon was 5 minutes from being a passenger on that train. I ended up on the next one directly behind it, and was stuck at [...]

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Throw The Book At ‘Em!

While conversing with a friend of mine tonight, the topic of my bad ass childhood came up. It did not take long for her to ask me what was the absolute worst thing I did when I was a child. Now, normal people would not have to take a moment to think about this one, [...]

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How to Raise Your Kids ‘Cause Some Of You Suck At It

I feel like talking about bad kids today. Actually, I’ve felt like talking about them since about 10:30 PM on Monday. That night, I saw a lady on the bus with 6 kids, 4 of which were running up and down the aisles and acting a fool with no real supervision from their mother. I [...]

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Metro Confrontation Is Inevitable

Over the course of the last few days, I have come to one solid conclusion: I am really going to have to assault someone at a Metro station. Now, I’m not a violent person by nature, but when taking public transportation, people just seem to do things to test my patience. It seems like this [...]

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Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections

Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections

Ok. It’s a few hours into 06/06/06, and Damian has not fucked me up yet. To everybody who thought the world was going to end…Joke’s on you. Your ass still has to get up and go to work in the morning. I guess you can go see “The Omen” this evening as consolation for not [...]

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The Battle For Leon Supremacy

The Battle For Leon Supremacy

This past Saturday, I went to hang out with a few of my friends from college who were in town because my boy Chris got married. We did what is to be expected from any group that would allow a degenerate like myself amongst their ranks: We hung out, drank heavily and cracked jokes all [...]

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