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Creepy Kids Are Not Creepy

This is a message to all of the people that write horror movies: ENOUGH WITH THE CREEPY KIDS! There are too many horror movies that rely on using a wierd or creepy kid to move the story along. I’m sorry, but creepy kids do not scare me. I would kick the crap out of a [...]

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Butch Black

Butch Black was a bad motherfucker. Butch Black was the name my Aunt Cora gave the belt she used to whup ass with whenever she would babysit my cousins and I. Butch Black wasn’t just any old regular belt. Butch Black was one of those thick, extra wide belts that folks wore in the Seventies. [...]

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