I learned a lot of things today; none of which is particularly useful to my life in general. These pointless discoveries all involve famous women, and they each made me smile. Therefore, I must share them with you, my oh-so awesome readers! Sh*t Leon Learned Today: Naked Scarlett Johannsen does not disappoint. I really shouldn’t [...]
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Bra-Ledge and Wisdom
I just recently discovered the meaning behind women’s bra sizes. Yes, it took me over 30 years to find out that the number is the size of the woman’s back & the letter is the actual breast size. In essence, the smaller the number, the smaller the woman, and the bigger the letter, bigger the [...]
Halle Berry > Everyone Else
Happy Belated 45th Birthday Halle Berry. This woman has aged like fine wine! Before any of you starts hating and says “But she’s RICH fine wine, who may or may not have had some work done” I need you to realize something: IT DOES NOT MATTER TO US MEN! All that matters is the end [...]
Conversation With A Mysogynist
It always surprises me when I encounter a real-life misogynist. How does one manage to hate ALL women? It seems like quite a laborious undertaking. I don’t have the time or energy to hang on to beefs with one person these days, let alone an entire gender! Besides, it’s completely ridiculous, which should go without [...]
Markdown Exemptions
“Closing time. Ugly lights. Everybody’s inspected; but you are a natural beauty unaffected” – Prince. If you are a man and you’ve ever been in the situation above, then you already know it’s a great place to be! As a general rule, women you meet in bars or clubs are entitled to a 20-30% markdown [...]
The REAL Winner of the Pacquiao Mosley Fight
Sugar Shane may have lost, but he still kinda won! After the Manny Pacquiao vs Shane Mosley fight, It’s funny how more people are talking about Sugar Shane’s girlfriend than the actual bout itself. I did not watch the contest, but my conversations with quite a few people who did went something like this: Leon [...]
Let The Faux Hawks Go
I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to [...]
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