OK. They don’t really call me that. I’m just saying, my iPod is jamming WAY too hard right now, and I blame Mr. Johnny Guitar Watson. As a matter of fact, let me revise that first statement; most of the women I’ve dated would absolutely call me the “Superman Lover.” They’d also call me other [...]
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New Header Week Day 2 – Billy Dee Style
Yesterday I pushed the limits of good taste with my Sistine Chapel header. Today, I’m keeping it sexy. Don’t let the smooth taste fool you! Just to clarify, I am not advertising Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Nor am I co-signing the jheri curl belonging to Billy Dee Williams circa the early-to-mid 1980s. I’m just paying [...]
The Obligatory Blake Griffin Dunked on Kendrick Perkins Post
When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]
How Does One Apply To Be A Luther?
I’m a few days late posting this clip, but “Key and Peele” on Comedy Central looks like it’s going to be hilarious. I wish I could let my inner “Luther” loose more often! If this were a real job in the Obama Administration, I’d be all over it. I am a master at reading between [...]
Christmas Ramblings
First off, Merry Christmas. Second, yes that’s a photo of Clarence Carter. Third, don’t you fix your mouth to besmirch Clarence’s good name. Christmas won’t stop me from stopping by your house and tuning you up real quick, right in front of your tree. Getting your chops busted by a blogger in front of your [...]
Cry, OR ELSE!!!
Upon seeing this clip of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il, I read the words “taken from North Korean state run media” underneath it. I’m pretty sure it’s wrong that I immediately thought “They probably told these people ‘Cry! Or we’ll kill your entire families! LOOK SAD B*TCH!’” Main man at [...]
I Broke A Man Law
The other day, I broke one of my own man laws. I was one of the first people to actually publish an official list of Man Laws, so I am definitely man enough to admit this to you all. Real men don’t fear being judged, not even by a court of law. Snitches get stitches. [...]
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