Greatest Hits

This is where you can find the entries that people seem to enjoy the most. I have now categorized them for your convenience. Check back, because the list continues to grow and change.

Everyday Life

• Dry-Humped on the Green Line
• The Gout!
• The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I Love You, Dad
• Vending Machine: 1, Leon: 0
• Broke As Hell
• Stereotypes Ruined My Lunch
• You Looked So Much Cuter From A Distance
• I Am A Blackneck
• Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections
• Is That A B*tch or a N*gga?
• How Long Do I Have Before this Chicken Becomes Lethal?
• Laundry Day Dilemma
• Tribute to a Man
• Black MacGyver: The Cuff Link Edition
• Deleusions of Grandeur

Celebrities

• Billy Dee Williams Facts
• The Battle For Leon Supremacy!
• Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off
• Open Letter to Michael Jackson
• Open Letter to Lauren London
• Open Letter to Jennifer Aniston
• That’s a Frizzy Headed Hoe
• Rest In Peace, Celebs
• Superman Dat Hoe
• The D.L. Hughley Jonin’ Jihad
• Prince vs Morris Day
• My Deepest Fear
• Please Don’t Sue Me, Prince

Sex and Love(but leaning more towards sex)

• The Elements of Good P*ssy
• The Skullastic Aptitude Test
• Anal Sex
• The Sex Stakeout
• Are YOU a Motherf*cker?
• My Long Distance Relationship Breakup
• “System Malfunctions”
• Ethiopian Women, This One’s For You
• Erotic Asphyxiation
• The Pookie Award for Crackhead Excellence

My Childhood

• The Spoon Heard ‘Round The World
• Ruler
• Butch Black

Leon’s Guide To Style and Living

• The 10 ComMANments
• Open-Toed Shoe Season is Here
• MANscaping
• Crocs are the Ugliest Shoes on Earth
• Proper Backside Hygeine
• Laundry Day Dilemma

Cultural Commentary

• Dick Cheney = Gangsta
• Say It Ain’t So, Curious George!
• Ass: The Great Unifying Force
• It Is What It Is
• Note to Horror Movie Writers: Creepy Kids Are NOT Creepy!

DC Stuff

• U Street’s A’ Changin’
• What the Hell is Mambo Sauce?
• What is the Difference?

Drunken Antics

• Wild Turkey
• B.A.D.D. (Brothers Against Drunk-Dialing)
• The Stripper Love Note

Arrogance and Undeniable Swagger

• The Blogger B*tch Slap Challenge!
• Say it with Teddy Bears
• Retiring The Napkin Love Note
• Ego Speak, Part II
• Leon’s Underground Railroad

King Magazine Fine Sh*terature Columns of Note

• Drink Slavery
• Death of a Random Erection
• They Don’t Make N*ggas Like They Used To
• It’s Official: God Likes Me Better Than You
• Make ‘Em Show ID
• Ass On Fire
• Women and Their “Toys”

INS.org Columns of Note(under the pen name Leon LePhonso Ellis)

• I’m The Pappy!
• Tom Delay: “Snitches Get Stitches”
• Democrats To Delay: Got’cha Bitch!
• George Bush: “Judge Mathis Is Not A Real Judge, Is He?”
• Ever Wonder What 200 Year Old Underwear Smells Like?
• “We Didn’t Kill Those Boys…Just Humped Their Butts A Little”
• V For Very Strong Resemblance To Michael Jackson
• Somewhere, Ricky Martin is PISSED OFF!
• Jill Carroll Is Free At Last!

*Last Updated 01/30/08