This is where you can find the entries that people seem to enjoy the most. I have now categorized them for your convenience. Check back, because the list continues to grow and change.
Everyday Life
- Fight Night At The Diner!
- The Gout
- Dry-Humped on the Green Line
- The Gayest Album Cover Photos of All Time
- Dead Babies: A Motivational Speech
- The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- How To Deal With Crazy People
- Is The BLACK Card More Trouble Than It’s Worth?
- I Love You, Dad
- The Black Card: More Trouble Than It’s Worth
- Vending Machine: 1, Leon: 0
- Broke As Hell
- Urinal Distance Is A Must
- Stereotypes Ruined My Lunch
- You Looked So Much Cuter From A Distance
- I Am A Blackneck
- Who Let The Crackhead On The Court?!
- Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections
- Is That A B*tch or a N*gga?
- How Long Do I Have Before this Chicken Becomes Lethal?
- Laundry Day Dilemma
- Tribute to a Man
- Black MacGyver: The Cuff Link Edition
- BET Brought The B*tch Out Of Me
- Deleusions of Grandeur
Celebrities
- Billy Dee Williams Facts
- The Battle For Leon Supremacy!
- Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off
- When Is Some GOOD Celebrity News Coming?
- Open Letter to Michael Jackson
- Open Letter to Lauren London
- Open Letter to Jennifer Aniston
- R. Kelly Got Acquitted!
- Which Jesus Is Cooler?
- That’s a Frizzy Headed Hoe
- General Tso vs Colonel Sanders
- Rest In Peace, Celebs
- Superman Dat Hoe
- The D.L. Hughley Jonin’ Jihad
- Prince vs Morris Day
- Prince vs Michael Jackson
- My Deepest Fear
- Please Don’t Sue Me, Prince
Sex and Love(but leaning more towards sex)
- The Elements of Good P*ssy
- The Skullastic Aptitude Test
- 10 Rules of Sexting Etiquette
- Anal Sex
- Women Who Date Gay-ish Men
- The Sex Stakeout
- Are YOU a Motherf*cker?
- Fake It ‘Till You Make It
- Sexual Conditioning
- My Long Distance Relationship Breakup
- That’s My Spot!
- “System Malfunctions”
- Ethiopian Women, This One’s For You
- Erotic Asphyxiation
- Whispering Sweet Nothings
- Dating A Comedian: Do It!
- A Question About Lesbian Attraction
- The Pookie Award for Crackhead Excellence
- The Greatest Movie Sex Scenes Ever
My Childhood
- The Spoon Heard ‘Round The World
- The Neighborhood Crazy Person
- The Elementary School Shawshank Redemption
- Ruler
- Butch Black
Leon’s Guide To Style and Living
- Put Your F*cking Shoes On
- 2009 Valentines’ Podcast
- The 10 ComMANments
- 30 Is Not The New 20
- Bad Weaves and Wigs Scare Me
- Open-Toed Shoe Season is Here
- MANscaping
- Inauguration, or The Players’ Ball?
- A Biblical Tramp Stamp?
- Crocs are the Ugliest Shoes on Earth
- Proper Backside Hygeine
- Laundry Day Dilemma
- Forgiveness Amnesty ’09
Cultural Commentary
- Dick Cheney = Gangsta
- Would YOU Marry Someone With 14 Kids?
- Say It Ain’t So, Curious George!
- Ass: The Great Unifying Force
- Movie Wisdom
- It Is What It Is
- Adult Swim Power Rankings
- Leon’s “A Milli” Freestyle
- Note to Horror Movie Writers: Creepy Kids Are NOT Creepy!
- The Worst Movies Ever List
DC Stuff
- What The Hell Is Mambo Sauce?
- The Worst Panhandler Story Ever
- U Street’s A’ Changin’
- DC Water Supply Spiked With Crazy Juice
- Ode To The Carryout Lesbians
- Mutumbo Elbow Of Death
- What is the Difference?
- The Howard University Hospital Emergency Room
- Navy Recruiter Attempts Jedi Mind Trick
Drunken Antics
- Is It Too Early To Start Drinking?
- Wild Turkey
- When Digital Cameras Fall Into The Wrong Hands
- B.A.D.D. (Brothers Against Drunk-Dialing)
- The Stripper Love Note
- Leaving My Mark In The Snow
- More Snow Pee Artwork
Arrogance and Undeniable Machismo
- “The Abolitionist” Hairstyle
- That Darryl Jenks Swagger
- The Blogger B*tch Slap Challenge!
- Say it with Teddy Bears
- Retiring The Napkin Love Note
- Ego Speak, Part II
- Leon’s Underground Railroad
Stuff I Wrote On Other People’s Sites
- The Official Guide To The N-Word
- Drink Slavery
- Get Over Your Color Complex
- Death of a Random Erection
- BLACKtors and BLACKtresses
- They Don’t Make N*ggas Like They Used To
- It’s Official: God Likes Me Better Than You
- Make ‘Em Show ID
- Ass On Fire
- Women and Their “Toys”
- I’m The Pappy!
- Tom Delay: “Snitches Get Stitches”
- Democrats To Delay: Got’cha Bitch!
- George Bush: “Judge Mathis Is Not A Real Judge, Is He?”
- Ever Wonder What 200 Year Old Underwear Smells Like?
- “We Didn’t Kill Those Boys…Just Humped Their Butts A Little”
- V For Very Strong Resemblance To Michael Jackson
- Somewhere, Ricky Martin is PISSED OFF!
- Jill Carroll Is Free At Last!
*Last Updated 01/12/10
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