Greatest Hits

This is where you can find the entries that people seem to enjoy the most. I have now categorized them for your convenience. Check back, because the list continues to grow and change.

Everyday Life

• Fight Night At The Diner!
• The Gout
• Dry-Humped on the Green Line
• The Gayest Album Cover Photos of All Time
• Dead Babies: A Motivational Speech
• The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• How To Deal With Crazy People
• Is The BLACK Card More Trouble Than It’s Worth?
• I Love You, Dad
• The Black Card: More Trouble Than It’s Worth
• Vending Machine: 1, Leon: 0
• Broke As Hell
• Urinal Distance Is A Must
• Stereotypes Ruined My Lunch
• You Looked So Much Cuter From A Distance
• I Am A Blackneck
• Who Let The Crackhead On The Court?!
• Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections
• Is That A B*tch or a N*gga?
• How Long Do I Have Before this Chicken Becomes Lethal?
• Laundry Day Dilemma
• Tribute to a Man
• Black MacGyver: The Cuff Link Edition
• BET Brought The B*tch Out Of Me
• Deleusions of Grandeur

Celebrities

• Billy Dee Williams Facts
• The Battle For Leon Supremacy!
• Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off
• When Is Some GOOD Celebrity News Coming?
• Open Letter to Michael Jackson
• Open Letter to Lauren London
• Open Letter to Jennifer Aniston
• R. Kelly Got Acquitted!
• Which Jesus Is Cooler?
• That’s a Frizzy Headed Hoe
• General Tso vs Colonel Sanders
• Rest In Peace, Celebs
• Superman Dat Hoe
• The D.L. Hughley Jonin’ Jihad
• Prince vs Morris Day
• Prince vs Michael Jackson
• My Deepest Fear
• Please Don’t Sue Me, Prince

Sex and Love(but leaning more towards sex)

• The Elements of Good P*ssy
• The Skullastic Aptitude Test
• 10 Rules of Sexting Etiquette
• Anal Sex
• Women Who Date Gay-ish Men
• The Sex Stakeout
• Are YOU a Motherf*cker?
• Fake It ‘Till You Make It
• Sexual Conditioning
• My Long Distance Relationship Breakup
• That’s My Spot!
• “System Malfunctions”
• Ethiopian Women, This One’s For You
• Erotic Asphyxiation
• Whispering Sweet Nothings
• Dating A Comedian: Do It!
• A Question About Lesbian Attraction
• The Pookie Award for Crackhead Excellence
• The Greatest Movie Sex Scenes Ever

My Childhood

• The Spoon Heard ‘Round The World
• The Neighborhood Crazy Person
• The Elementary School Shawshank Redemption
• Ruler
• Butch Black

Leon’s Guide To Style and Living

• Put Your F*cking Shoes On
• 2009 Valentines’ Podcast
• The 10 ComMANments
• 30 Is Not The New 20
• Bad Weaves and Wigs Scare Me
• Open-Toed Shoe Season is Here
• MANscaping
• Inauguration, or The Players’ Ball?
• A Biblical Tramp Stamp?
• Crocs are the Ugliest Shoes on Earth
• Proper Backside Hygeine
• Laundry Day Dilemma
• Forgiveness Amnesty ‘09

Cultural Commentary

• Dick Cheney = Gangsta
• Would YOU Marry Someone With 14 Kids?
• Say It Ain’t So, Curious George!
• Ass: The Great Unifying Force
• Movie Wisdom
• It Is What It Is
• Adult Swim Power Rankings
• Leon’s “A Milli” Freestyle
• Note to Horror Movie Writers: Creepy Kids Are NOT Creepy!
• The Worst Movies Ever List

DC Stuff

• What The Hell Is Mambo Sauce?
• The Worst Panhandler Story Ever
• U Street’s A’ Changin’
• DC Water Supply Spiked With Crazy Juice
• Ode To The Carryout Lesbians
• Mutumbo Elbow Of Death
• What is the Difference?
• The Howard University Hospital Emergency Room
• Navy Recruiter Attempts Jedi Mind Trick

Drunken Antics

• Is It Too Early To Start Drinking?
• Wild Turkey
• When Digital Cameras Fall Into The Wrong Hands
• B.A.D.D. (Brothers Against Drunk-Dialing)
• The Stripper Love Note
• Leaving My Mark In The Snow
• More Snow Pee Artwork

Arrogance and Undeniable Machismo

• “The Abolitionist” Hairstyle
• That Darryl Jenks Swagger
• The Blogger B*tch Slap Challenge!
• Say it with Teddy Bears
• Retiring The Napkin Love Note
• Ego Speak, Part II
• Leon’s Underground Railroad

Stuff I Wrote On Other People’s Sites

• The Official Guide To The N-Word
• Drink Slavery
• Get Over Your Color Complex
• Death of a Random Erection
• BLACKtors and BLACKtresses
• They Don’t Make N*ggas Like They Used To
• It’s Official: God Likes Me Better Than You
• Make ‘Em Show ID
• Ass On Fire
• Women and Their “Toys”
• I’m The Pappy!
• Tom Delay: “Snitches Get Stitches”
• Democrats To Delay: Got’cha Bitch!
• George Bush: “Judge Mathis Is Not A Real Judge, Is He?”
• Ever Wonder What 200 Year Old Underwear Smells Like?
• “We Didn’t Kill Those Boys…Just Humped Their Butts A Little”
• V For Very Strong Resemblance To Michael Jackson
• Somewhere, Ricky Martin is PISSED OFF!
• Jill Carroll Is Free At Last!

*Last Updated 01/12/10