I managed to survive my first earthquake today, and learned a bunch of interesting tidbits in the process. Living in the DC area, an earthquake is a pretty rare occurrence. Therefore, when something of this magnitude happens, it tells you a lot about pretty much everything. Below, I have outlined my Earthquake lessons for your [...]
Recovering From a Cyber-Assault
Please forgive the mess. My site got hacked last week, so after I opened up a can of whup ass on the attempted cyber assault, It left things a little unsettled. As you may or may not have noticed, the preview images are no longer on the main page of my site. However, it’s a [...]
Bra-Ledge and Wisdom
I just recently discovered the meaning behind women’s bra sizes. Yes, it took me over 30 years to find out that the number is the size of the woman’s back & the letter is the actual breast size. In essence, the smaller the number, the smaller the woman, and the bigger the letter, bigger the [...]
DC Made Me Go Pee Wee
DC is literally going to make me kill someone’s child one day. Yes, I know that’s a horrible way to start an entry on a humor blog, but I’m saying. I might have to become the black Punisher and dish out lethal justice, even if it means that this page will be used as evidence [...]
Halle Berry > Everyone Else
Happy Belated 45th Birthday Halle Berry. This woman has aged like fine wine! Before any of you starts hating and says “But she’s RICH fine wine, who may or may not have had some work done” I need you to realize something: IT DOES NOT MATTER TO US MEN! All that matters is the end [...]
Google Music Beta So Far
My inner music geek has been smiling all week long. I signed up for Google Music recently, and I quickly fell in love with the service. However, I later I was told that it’s only going to be free for a limited time. That was a tough pill to swallow. It was like meeting the [...]
People Are Crazy
Warning: This post contains a defense of Michele Bachmann as well as a plea on behalf of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I promise that it will all make sense in the end. It’s not as strange as it sounds… Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way, let me begin by [...]
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