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Honest Question For Party Goers and Promoters

Let’s have a moment of Twitter honesty, everyone. To all tech savvy party promoters: Do you tweet about how great your events are, even on the nights when they’re wack, or empty as Hell? I have an even better question for party goers: How many of you all actually tweet about how great a place [...]

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Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter

Twitter + my A.D.D. riddled thoughts = Comedy. This is a small sample of what you’re missing if you’re not already following my Twitter feed. Trust me, there is PLENTY more where this came from! As you can see, I keep it random… …Yet entertaining! Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, I [...]

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Delonte West Is A Motherf*cker. Literally!

NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions: Was fear of [...]

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I Write For KING Again

Just letting folks know that my KING Magazine Fine Sh*terature column is back. I have two new entries up over there so far, so check ‘em out and let me know what you think. Thanks for your support.

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Godfrey’s White Women’s Workout

This video was pretty hilarious! Enjoy!

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National Day of Jheri Curl Remembrance

Last night in a Burger King, I saw an actual, real-life jheri curl in the year 2010. A man came in there rocking a mean Eazy-E, Michael Cage, Dominican Relief pitcher curl for all the world to see. I even tweeted about it, as you can see above. Unfortunately, he got away before I could [...]

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I Will No Longer Complain About Normal Panhandlers

I’ve never encountered a bum bold enough to threaten me to my face! Main main in the straw hat didn’t even care that the cameras were rolling. He just wanted his $2! Thanks to my boy E for sending me this.

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