I knew I should not have gotten on there. This morning, I was walking in my building and approached the elevator. As I got near I saw an old man exiting, attempting to avoid making any eye contact with me. His facial expression bore a strange combination or guilt and relief. I thought to myself, [...]
Kobe Bryant WTF
Kobe looks sweeter than a sugar sandwich in this outfit! Just when I started to respect your dry-snitching-on-Shaq ass again, you go and pull this sh*t! Come on, Kobe! This is almost as bad as that A-Rod photo shoot from last year! You need some new people, man! Someone should have had the balls to [...]
I Cannot Wait
The Boondocks “Black Magic” Trailer from Okayplayer on Vimeo. The Boondocks season premiere is tonight at 11:30 pm on Adult Swim. From the clip above, I can tell they’re still unafraid to ruffle some feathers. I can’t wait!!!
A Nightmare On Elm Street Review
Last night, I got a chance to see A Nightmare On Elm Street for the price of $FREE ninety-nine. Since I paid absolutely nothing to see this film, it is my duty to write a review about it for the rest of you who will either pay to see it in the theater, or pay [...]
Leave Bobby Brown Alone!
I hate the internet sometimes. Who starts these celebrity death rumors? Really? I want to know so that I can find these people offline and beat them, just like in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. I usually let these clowns slide, but they went after Bobby Brown this time. BOBBY MOTHERF*CKIN’ BROWN! The self-proclaimed [...]
The Manuel Noriega Mugshot
Is it me, or does Manuel Noriega’s mugshot look like a bootleg American Apparel ad? It appears as though Terry Richardson has been moonlighting, doing photos for the Justice Department on the side. If I ever become a drug smuggling dictator, I hope my mugshot is as cool as this one. He looks like he’s [...]
Monday Night Gumbo
This entry is a collection of random thoughts and musings. For all of you without A.D.D. who were looking for cohesion, bear with me for a moment as I ramble in print form. Let’s start with the Ciara video above, since it gave me impure thoughts the other day. 3 minutes of a beautiful woman [...]
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