John Boehner is taking this “leader” shtick a bit too far, judging by the photo above. I wonder if it was his idea to pose in the shadows like he’s the motherf*ckin’ Emperor from Star Wars, or if someone from his camp suggested it. Boehner’s recent role in debt deal negotiations has either helped him [...]
Welcome Back, NFL!
I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]
Help Catch The Butt Slasher
There is a butt-slasher on the loose in Fairfax, VA. Seriously; I’m not making this up. A crazy man is actually going around knifing women on their backsides while they shop. As much as I wish this were one of my jokes, it’s real, just like the MD skeet bandit. I want to be the [...]
US Debt Ceiling Talk
I have purposely been avoiding talking about the U.S. debt crisis saga over here. I’m no economist; I’m a humorist. If you want random observations, I’m your guy. Fiscal responsibility, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I do not recognize. The decisions that caused me to [...]
F*CK YEA! Doug Is Back!
I really shouldn’t be this excited about NickTeen’s announcement of retro programming, The 90′s Are All That, but I am. Between episodes of Ren & Stimpy, Doug(pictured above) and Clarissa Explains It All, I’m a happy camper! I can’t wait to laugh at the dated fashions and random antics of these characters from my youth. [...]
The Office Refrigerator
There are few places on Earth more intriguing than the office refrigerator. It does not matter where your place of employment is; if you are in a work space with more than 10 employees, a single trip to the refrigerator can be completely mundane, or traumatic enough to ruin your day. Anyone who has ever [...]
Some Classical Music For Y’all
I heard the following song playing in Barnes & Nobles last weekend and LOST MY SH*T! How can this NOT make you happy?! I’m sure the spirit of Michael Jackson is smiling right now! Annie is indeed O.K.; She’s been hanging out with the String Orchestra crowd all of this time. The group is aptly [...]
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