An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]
A Cab Driver’s Guilty Conscience
I actually made a cab driver feel guilty for racial profiling the other night. I’m quite proud of that! It’s not everyday that you help your fellow man see the error in his ways. Even less likely when minutes earlier you slammed his car door shut and yelled “TAKE ME HOME, BITCH!” at him. Before [...]
Getting Hung Up On
When was the last time someone hung up the phone on you? It’s been a long time since anyone has done that to me, but one of my friends had it happen to her on Friday. She said that some guy she’s only known a couple of weeks got mad that she could not hang [...]
Hello! Hello! Is It Me You’re…JESUS! WTF?!
Remember Lionel Richie’s “Hello” video? The one where he plays a teacher borderline stalking a blind student he’s in love with? Well my friends, the video is proof that love is indeed as blind as the girl that Lionel was following around. I say that, because at the end of the clip when blind girl [...]
Who Wants Some Sex Coffee?
Yesterday, a man on the street tried to sell me sex coffee. Seriously. Sex coffee. The “Magic Power Coffee” flier he handed me claims to be “the world’s first ‘aphrodisiac coffee’ for him & her!” I’m not going to get into the fact this guy must have thought one of two things: 1.) I look [...]
And Now, Your Moment of Rollo
Does this entry really need words? F*CK NO IT DON’T!!! But I’m giving em to you anyway. Your welcome. Now, bask in the pleather jacket pimped-out greatness that is Rollo from Sanford & Son! On the list of greatest sidekicks of all time, he’s up there near the top. Definitely way cooler than his white [...]
What Are People Saying About ListenToLeon.net?
I gave these out at my networking event last night. Some of you might remember this as the Flash animation which used to be the header to my site. For those of you who actually miss that foolishness and wish to print out a copy, here is a PDF version for you. Enjoy!
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