The other day, I bought a salad from a restaurant I’ve never been to before. I ate 2/3s of it, and openly proclaimed that it was outstanding. The taste gave me the urge to grin like an idiot, but I thought to myself “Leon, act like you been there before” and wisely kept my cool. [...]
He Never Had A Chance
Once again, on the topic of names that scream out “I’m from the ‘hood”…Why would someone do this to their child? Naming a kid something stupid like “Darealyst” should be considered a form of abuse. Maybe not punishable by jail, but by something equally ridiculous and embarrassing so that the parent can know what the [...]
Toshica’s Finest
During a recent trip to the grocery store, I walked in the hair care aisle and noticed a brand called Toshica’s Finest. I thought to myself: “You know what? I’m not mad at Toshica!” This woman has embraced her “urban” first name, and branded her product with it. She could have named her hair care [...]
Stop Trying To Look Sinister
John Boehner is taking this “leader” shtick a bit too far, judging by the photo above. I wonder if it was his idea to pose in the shadows like he’s the motherf*ckin’ Emperor from Star Wars, or if someone from his camp suggested it. Boehner’s recent role in debt deal negotiations has either helped him [...]
Welcome Back, NFL!
I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]
Help Catch The Butt Slasher
There is a butt-slasher on the loose in Fairfax, VA. Seriously; I’m not making this up. A crazy man is actually going around knifing women on their backsides while they shop. As much as I wish this were one of my jokes, it’s real, just like the MD skeet bandit. I want to be the [...]
US Debt Ceiling Talk
I have purposely been avoiding talking about the U.S. debt crisis saga over here. I’m no economist; I’m a humorist. If you want random observations, I’m your guy. Fiscal responsibility, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I do not recognize. The decisions that caused me to [...]
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