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A Tupac-o-gram?!

I can’t lie; if I’d seen the Tupac Shakur hologram performance at Coachella in person, my head would have probably exploded. It was THAT impressive to me. All obvious ethical issues of using a dead guy’s likeness aside, the technology behind this performance was amazing. As much as I like this, I’m already dreading the [...]

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Cory Booker is a Hero

Cory Booker is a Hero

In an era where words like “hero” are overused, Newark, NJ Mayor Corey Booker is a true example of one. Aside from his already impressive political accomplishments, the man ran into a burning building and rescued His neighbor. Part or me thinks that I would have done the same thing in that situation. The other [...]

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Come See Me at the DC Improv Friday the 13th

I’m going to go Jason Voorhees on your sense of humor this Friday at the DC Improv. No need to be scared; you might die laughing at my show, but come 10PM, life goes on. You’ll have to find some way to compose yourself after enjoying the natural high I’m going to take you on, [...]

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Charles Manson Is Up for Parole

Apparently, Charles Manson is up for parole today. I doubt that he’ll make it out, but if he does…Really, who cares? Let me correct that; Other than the familes of his victims, who cares? I’m not in the business of assaulting senior citizens, but I wish old-ass, swastika-forehead-ass Charles Manson would try to come after [...]

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People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

Singing and dancing for chicken strips? In 2012?! Mary J. Blige, you’re better than this! Have we learned nothing from the poor endorsement choices of MC Hammer? As “PROPER!” as that popcorn chicken may have tasted to poor Hammer, that was officially the point where his career began to die. I doubt this Burger King [...]

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Trayvon Martin Did Not Die For This…

Trayvon Martin Did Not Die For This…

I have gone this long without doing a Trayvon Martin post, so it’s about time for me to chime in. Why not? It seems like everyone else has an opinion, and they run the gamut from insightful to utterly ridiculous. Judging from the above photo that the homie @AngryBlkManDC posted, even strippers are making political [...]

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Tomorrow – Gears Get To Grinding

It’s about that time. Tuesday, March 27th is the second installment of You Know What Really Grinds My Gears which is basically karaoke where random Peter Griffin-esque rants are executed instead of songs. The music will be provided by DJ Roz of Champion Sounds, and I will manage the hosting duties for the evening. The [...]

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