It’s not often that you can congratulate a man for getting fired, but getting fired from coaching the Washington Wizards is pretty much a blessing. Flip Saunders, congratulations on no longer having to find a way to compete in the NBA with a lackluster roster that may as well be called John Wall & the [...]
Tonight – The World Series of Sh*t Talk
by ListenToLeon on 24. Jan, 2012 in Comedy, DC, Family Guy, Party
In a first-of-it’s-kind event, tonight I am hosting You Know What Really Grinds My Gears. It’s like karaoke, but for people with some sh*t on their minds. I’ve lined up one of the area’s best DJs, DJ Roz of Champion Sounds(of Hip-Hop Karaoke fame), and I’m passing along a sign-up list for folks who want [...]
Dirty Macking
by ListenToLeon on 20. Jan, 2012 in Dating, Game, Love, Sex, Snitch
Dirty Macking – (v) 1.) The act of attempting to gain someone’s romantic favor by disparaging or belittling someone else. 2.) Some ol’ crabs in a bucket bullsh*t losers resort to in the hopes of getting laid. Too much information alert: I am a 2012 born-again virgin. That’s right; we are 20 days in, and [...]
How Does One Apply To Be A Luther?
by ListenToLeon on 18. Jan, 2012 in Angry, Comedy, Obama, Youtube
I’m a few days late posting this clip, but “Key and Peele” on Comedy Central looks like it’s going to be hilarious. I wish I could let my inner “Luther” loose more often! If this were a real job in the Obama Administration, I’d be all over it. I am a master at reading between [...]
On The Road To Recovery
by ListenToLeon on 17. Jan, 2012 in Alcohol, Gout, Party, Sick, Stand Up
2012 has been both incredibly promising and agonizingly painful. As you may already know, I have an event coming up January 24th, the likes of which Washington DC has never seen before. It features great music as well as the chance to go up and share your own public rant about ANYTHING. Think “karaoke” meets [...]
Cockfighting Is Never Good
by ListenToLeon on 10. Jan, 2012 in Angry, Fight, Gym, Short
My weekend was amazing, but it almost ended on a horribly traumatic note. We’ll get to the violent felony that came close to happening shortly. First off, let me once again toot my own horn and announce not one, but two upcoming ListenToLeon.net related events in the next month. The first is the one that [...]
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
by ListenToLeon on 06. Jan, 2012 in DC, Family Guy, Hip Hop, Party
Please join me January 24th at Cafe Saint-Ex in Washington DC for an evening of great hip hop and random-ass rants. The event is titled “You Know What Really Grinds My Gears” which is an homage to Peter Griffin from Family Guy. If you’re unfamiliar with the reference, watch this video of Griffin’s nonsensical news [...]
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