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A Festivus Miracle

‘Tis the season! That most Seinfeldian, non-commercialized of holidays is upon us. Yep, that’s right. Festivus is here! In the tradition of Frank Costanza, I began my celebration on Twitter this morning with the Airing of the Grievances. For those unfamiliar with Festivus, the Airing of the Grievances is when you tell people how they’ve [...]

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How I Watched The Lunar Eclipse

Yep. #RealNiggaAstronomy. It was too cold to watch it any other way! I had to get a few drinks in my system and bundle up first! Not only that…I live in DC. If I’m going to stand around and watch the moon disappear at 2AM in the morning, I can’t look friendly. Crooks have to [...]

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The Internet Cannot Kill Morgan Freeman

Earlier today, there was a Twitter rumor allegedly started by CNN stating that Morgan Freeman died. I researched it, and found out that the rumor was false, as I suspected it might be. Morgan Freeman is the closest thing Black people have to Chuck Norris(aside from Billy Dee Williams, of course). He can’t die unless [...]

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She HOT!!!

Literally AND figuratively! I probably shouldn’t be laughing at someone’s weave catching fire, but the ballerific nature of that whole scene makes it hilarious. Trey Songz throwing rose petals like one of those chicks from Coming To America, and Kevin Hart’s hilarious reaction of genuine fear before holding back laughter make this an instant internet [...]

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The “Replace Leon’s Stolen Laptop” Fund

Ever since I posted my “Laptopgate” entry about the theft of my MacBook, Numerous people have suggested that I use my little bit of internet reach to ask for donations to replace it. I was hesitant at first, because well, honestly, I know how the online world works. I consider it a blessing to have [...]

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All In My Mind

This video symbolizes the worst of both the 80′s AND R&B music. That said, it is absolutely HILARIOUS! Thanks for sending it to me, Leigh. Also, thanks to Full Force for giving us this craptacular clip to laugh at, “All In My Mind.” There is so much comedy here, I’m going to let you all [...]

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Tuesday Public Service Announcement

I see that Twitter is abuzz over the news that an HIV positive man has been cured. I hate to rain on everyone’s parade, or in this case, make them wear condoms, but this is a very early breakthrough. Please hold off on having any unprotected hooker orgy celebrations until a permanent cure is actually [...]

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