Celebrity Crush: UK Edition

Celebrity Crush: UK Edition

Corrine Bailey Rae is my new celebrity crush. I know she’s been around for awhile, so her serious fans are probably looking at me like “where the Hell have YOU been the past 4 years?” I’ve always liked her music, but the moment when “like” turned to “love” was when I first heard this: I’ve [...]

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Recommend A Good Whiskey or Bourbon?

Right now, I am sipping on a homemade spiced bourbon. Blame it on the snow. Winter weather makes me crave dark liquor, hot food and sex. Not always necessarily in that order, but always at least one or two of the three would suffice. If I can pull off the trifecta…JACKPOT! Leon = A Happy [...]

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The Missing Digit

If someone gives you a phone number and leaves off the last digit, that’s a bad sign, right? How many of you ladies have ever done that on purpose to some guy you met? As a man, I don’t think my pride or lack of patience would allow me to dial ten different numbers like, [...]

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Bob Has Bitch Tits

Rick Ross should not be allowed to take his shirt off in public. EVER. I don’t care if his clothes catch fire. I’ll just remember to say something nice at his funeral should that happen someday. I know this video is nothing new…but I got traumatized by the visuals on Facebook earlier, so now it’s [...]

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Dozing Off

Ever doze off while in the middle of typing something? Yeah…that just happened. I was in the middle of making changes to the text of an email, and it went a little something like this: Take advantage of this incredblfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffopportunity to expand your professional network I need a nap! How many hours’ sleep per night [...]

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Love Beat My Ass – A Valentine’s Mixtape

Once again, I have put together a Valentine’s Day Mixtape for your listening pleasure. This year, however, I decided to dial back the sex emphasis and paint an honest portrait of love from all angles, titled Love Beat My Ass. I did this mainly because I have been going through a little something lately in [...]

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You Too, Sinbad?!

Even Sinbad is playing those Social network games! Still, I refuse to play anything online other than Jeopardy or Scrabble. I only picked those two because I can tell myself that they’re making me smarter, even though they’re really not. All I’ve learned from playing Scrabble online are a bunch of two-letter words I can [...]

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