Thanks to the weather turning ridiculously cold, I am now dealing with a case of hat hair. To those of you who are unfamiliar with hat hair, below is an unofficial definition: Hat Hair – (n) Hair that has become mashed down, frizzy, or some other variation of f*cked up after the removal of a [...]
I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology
Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]
Seal
Yes, that’s a Seal seal. Blame Twitter for this random slice of hybrid nonsensical hilarity. Tweet
Christmas Ramblings
First off, Merry Christmas. Second, yes that’s a photo of Clarence Carter. Third, don’t you fix your mouth to besmirch Clarence’s good name. Christmas won’t stop me from stopping by your house and tuning you up real quick, right in front of your tree. Getting your chops busted by a blogger in front of your [...]
Hope You’re Not Scared of Clowns. Or Dennis Rodman.
Dennis Rodman’s new look just scared me half to death. When I saw this photo from a recent exhibition game in China, I thought to myself “Dennis Rodman must have gone crazy.” Then, I took a step back and realized “He didn’t go crazy; He just went Rodman.” After witnessing Dennis Rodman’s journey throughout what [...]
Cry, OR ELSE!!!
Upon seeing this clip of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il, I read the words “taken from North Korean state run media” underneath it. I’m pretty sure it’s wrong that I immediately thought “They probably told these people ‘Cry! Or we’ll kill your entire families! LOOK SAD B*TCH!’” Main man at [...]
I Broke A Man Law
The other day, I broke one of my own man laws. I was one of the first people to actually publish an official list of Man Laws, so I am definitely man enough to admit this to you all. Real men don’t fear being judged, not even by a court of law. Snitches get stitches. [...]
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