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Damn Sams

Sams from Lean On Me got arrested for drugs in real life. Looks like SOMEONE should have been listening to the speech Joe Clark gave on the rooftop! I’m not gonna make too many jokes about the actor who later went on to play Steel from Juice, and later, co star in future BET Blackbuster [...]

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Schwartzen*gga Please

I almost had a chance to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger last week. My day job honored him with an award, and he gave a great speech. I had to give the man credit where it’s due; he worked the crowd. I hope this gives him some good press in light of all the other stuff he’s [...]

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It Must Be Nice to Be David Stern

If you weren’t already convinced that NBA commissioner David Stern is a dictator, his recent actions should erase all existing doubt. After a lengthy lockout, I was just starting to get excited about the prospects of a new NBA season. A half-assed, 60-game season is better than none at all is what I told myself. [...]

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Cookie Monster Thuggin’

I’m the only guy on Earth who encounters Muppets at a bar. Thug Muppets, at that. Cookie Monster was always one of my favorites on Sesame Street. He was a simple guy; he knew exactly what he wanted, and he went for  it. Yes, some might call him obsessed, but I prefer to look at [...]

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Mike Tyson – The Girl From Ipanema

Who knew that Mike Tyson is a crooner?! This clip of Iron Mike singing The Girl From Ipanema was posted on Facebook, and surprisingly, it’s not as horrible as I expected it to be. I mean, we’ve already seen Tyson reenacting Bobby Brown’s Every Little Step video with Wayne Brady. Now, like Bobby in ’88, [...]

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Worst Pimp Ever

I have always been a fan of instant karma. I am not a fan of woman beaters. Therefore, as ignorant as it is, this video clip is a winner in my book! This guy is getting publicly strong-armed by a woman(albeit a husky woman) for putting his hands on her. He totally deserves his newly [...]

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Babies

The overriding theme of my Thanksgiving was “kids.” The entire weekend, I was around the next generation of my family as well as the families of close friends. A good number of said friends and relatives apparently had lots of sex during the blizzard of 2009, because all of the children around me this weekend [...]

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