Upon hearing the news that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana is releasing a hardcore sex tape, I initially planned to leave the story alone. I mean, it’s a free country. She can suck d*ck on camera if she wants. However, once I heard the reason why Montana Fishburne, a.k.a. “Chippy D” chose to make a sex [...]
Fooling Myself
Last night I tried to outsmart myself, yet still ended up looking like an idiot. I’ve gone all day long thinking that my cell phone battery was dead since I left the charger in a work conference room. Once I finally got a chance to go in there and plug it in, the screen said [...]
ListenToLeon Janky-Ass Logo Design Contest
It’s time for me to get a real logo for this site. What better way, than with a contest? I design logos and sites all the time, yet I tend to struggle in that department when it comes to making MY OWN stuff look good. I used to think that it’s because I’m my own [...]
Men With Ankle Tattoos
Today I learned that I know a grown man with an ankle tattoo. The guilty party was wearing loafers with no socks on, so this GROSS violation of #ManLaw was in plain sight, visible to the entire world. My first thought upon noticing the sockless style travesty was “Damn. I had no idea that he’s [...]
More Gate-Jumpers: Kid Cudi Edition
What is it with goofy motherf*ckers running around where they’re not supposed to? Kid Cudi wanted to whup that ass! He went from singing about The Pursuit of Happiness to charging offstage in the pursuit of bloody vengeance. I love it! Basically, if you make a grown man in skinny jeans mad enough to attack [...]
Lazy-Ass Security
These are some lazy ass police officers at this Baltimore Orioles game. They let this guy run 3 miles around the stadium before finally arresting him. I guess they didn’t want to end up on the news like the cop who tazered a fan in Philadelphia. However, their inaction is unacceptable. I’d much rather have [...]
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