Adri Cowan of Mark Batty Publisher, I sincerely apologize. It has taken me entirely TOO long to write about the awesome books that you sent me! To everyone else out there wondering why someone as awesome as me would ever feel compelled to make such a public spectacle of myself with an apology for not [...]
Bullies
This 11 year old girl took an interesting approach to stop bullies: She wrote President Obama. The President wrote her back, which inspired her to create an organization focused on stopping bullies. Truly, a feel good story. Unless some bully kicked her ass for snitching. Then…Well, I don’t know. As good as I feel for [...]
Cute Shit.
I’m having a nice day so I feel like speading the joy. Cute baby animal photos are in order! If looking at those pictures is not enough to lift your spirits…I don’t know what to say to you. I tried. Shit. You black-hearted motherf*cker!!! :-)
Speaking of Dreams…
How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]
I Must Be A Hard Sleeper
Apparently, I slept through an Earthquake early this morning. This is not good! People always tell me I’m a hard sleeper, but I had no idea that I could actually remain unconscious as the Earth beneath me got to shaking and shimmying. If the planet itself cannot awaken me from my slumber which included a [...]
One of the Perks of Blogging – Ladies Flag Football!
Sometimes I think to myself, “Leon, you’re unbelievably awesome. So awesome, in fact, that you’ve probably outgrown this blogger geek thing.” Then, there are days that remind me why I do what I do. One such day was last Sunday, when a friend of mine asked me to referee an all-ladies’ flag football scrimmage. I’m [...]
I Just Got Crop Dusted
Someone walked past my desk and let out a silent-but-violent drive-by fart this morning. The culprit was a slick one, because it happened around the time when 3 or 4 people were walking past. I can’t even do anything petty to seek vengeance, because I’d have to go after way too many people. I am [...]
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