They say the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. If that’s the case, Satan has nothing on Rick Ross! I know for a fact that Ross is a fake-ass gangster with a fake-ass name, yet I somehow still like his music. I think I’ve finally gotten to a [...]
Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert
I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]
I Think I’m In Love Again
Love at first sight exists, and her name is Zoe Saldana. She has replaced Lauren London and Alicia Keys as the holder of the top spot in Leon’s Celebrity Crushes. I’d put a grizzly bear in a rear naked choke until it taps out for a date with Zoe. I wouldn’t even expect her to [...]
Grandma’s 80th Birthday
Today is my grandmother’s 80th birthday. I know that most women do not like their age being put out there, but when you’re 80 years old, it’s a big deal! You wear that like a badge of honor! It’s actually an honor for me to be able to write something over here about her making [...]
King…I Mean, Queen James And His Announcement
LeBron James is a drama queen. There, I said it. Thanks to this overgrown, muscle-bound diva, I will spend my Thursday night watching ESPN at 9:00 sharp, in order to see which team he’ll be playing for next year. This guy made every team on his wish list come to him, and now he’s making [...]
Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?
Dear Lord and Savior, Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on [...]
High Yellow Wake Up Call
You see this watch tan right here?! I had no idea I was THAT high yellow! Summertime couldn’t come soon enough for me. I think a beach trip is in order. My ‘hood neighbors will be shooting off fireworks every night for the rest of the month or until they run out, whichever happens first. [...]
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