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‘Cause Pee Wee Said So

Stay yo’ ass off of drugs!!! Yes, I know this is random as Hell, but it made me smile this morning so I’m sharing it. Hopefully, hard drug addicts are not my target demographic. Just in case a few slipped through the, ahem, cracks, this message goes out to you. Seriously though, I know Pee [...]

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Poor Kris Humphries

Social media is abuzz with the news of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries. I only have one thing to say right now: Poor Kris. Although anyone with common sense could see that this was a made-for-TV marriage if ever there were one, I was hoping that Kris would have found a way [...]

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OOOHHYEAAAHH! Happy Halloween

Here is a sneak preview of my Macho Man Randy Savage Halloween getup. As you can clearly see, tonight is about to be extremely ignorant! Getting ready to hit the streets and pick up some Slim Jims, but I promise to channel the spirit of the Macho Man and do a few promo interviews tonight. [...]

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Caption This Photo – Herman Cain Edition

Herman Cain obviously wants me to continue making fun of him. Now that the closest thing we have to a real-life version of Uncle Ruckus has posed for a photo enjoying the f*ck out of some chicken wings with Michele Bachmann, I am convinced that he’s playing us all. Don’t be surprised when this guy [...]

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The Creepiest Campaign Ad I’ve Ever Seen

  I’ve been meaning to make fun of Herman Cain over here for a few weeks now, but work has been keeping me too busy to post as frequently as I’ve wanted to. However, Herman Cain has now forced me to give him a moment in the spotlight by releasing the single creepiest campaign ad [...]

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Already Missing the NBA

I just learned that the NBA canceled 2 more weeks of it’s season as the lockout continues. As a basketball fan, this upsets me. I am already having a bad day, so on top of everything else, the news that my favorite sport is that much closer to not having a season at all makes [...]

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Conrad Murray Jokes

I have not been following the Conrad Murray trial very closely. The Michael Jackson fan in me does not want to know the sordid details surrounding the last moments of his life. Plus, I am already admittedly biased. I want to see them throw the book at this glorified, overpaid drug-dealing enabler. However, details of [...]

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