Posted by ListenToLeon on
January 15, 2010

My gym is more crowded than ever these days. Am I wrong for hoping more people start to taper off from their New Years fitness resolutions so I can have a little elbow room? It may be selfish of me to feel this way, but if it’ll keep me from having to wait to use exercise equipment, you can go ahead and call me what you want. I don’t mind sharing things and working in with other people, but it gets ridiculous after a certain point.
Plus, I can’t lie, there are two new young ladies that go to my gym now that are flat-out beautiful. Well, two and a possible, because one has good days and bad days. Before, I was used to seeing all of the pretty people, so they were no longer distractions. Now, I find myself glancing at ass from time to time between sets. I know that’s totally my issue with focus and self discipline, but I’m saying…
To all of you who made New Years resolutions for 2010: good luck with that. That is, unless you go to my gym. If that’s the case, I still love you but I want you to fail miserably so I can return to my nice little overpriced gym comfort zone.
By the way, that photo is hilarious to me. Ladies, I don’t care how good you look, if I catch you in the gym working out in stripper heels and baby oil, I’m making fun of you. It’s as simple as that.