Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this like the 3rd or 4th bar fight that Shia LeBeouf has gotten into? Judging from the beating he just took, I hope he thinks twice about getting into another one. You know you’re getting your ass kicked when a guy on crutches feels the need to intervene. [...]
Minimum Wage Death
A CVS employee nearly killed me last week. As I was on my way home from a long day at work, I walked past a guy loading an 8-9 foot tall pallet stack of random drug store merchandise onto a truck. As soon as I made it one step beyond where the fellow was, he somehow [...]
Tales From Taste of DC
As much as I love to eat, I had to check out Taste of DC this weekend. Many of my longtime readers know that whenever I go somewhere f*ckery has a tendency to follow me. I’m happy to say that all of the craziness I encountered in my two trips to Taste of DC were [...]
Guilty Pleasure Friday 10-7-11
Every Friday is now a National Holiday. A holiday where you can embrace all of the music you like, but you’re afraid might get you made fun of in some circles. From this day forward, I declare every Friday to be Guilty Pleasure Friday. Yes, I am powerful enough to simply declare National Holidays. I [...]
Fear
We’re just over three days in to October, and I’m already making Halloween plans. One of these plans tentatively includes telling a scary story onstage at an awesome event from the people at Speakeasy DC. I say “tentatively” because I have been busy as Hell and I haven’t finished the proper steps to be confirmed [...]
Friday Old Man Rant
Really. Pull your f*cking pants up. Nobody wants to see that sh*t. I saw this sign on Facebook, and it spoke to my soul. I wish they hadn’t used a illustration of someone looking so…Black-tastic, but since “my people” are the ones doing this 90% of the time, I guess it makes sense. I feel [...]
Facebook = Accidental Comedy
Days ago, I came to terms with the fact that recent Facebook changes have made me an easy stalker target. That said, I’ve only had one person make a weird she’s-obviously-checking-my-profile-waaaaay-too-much type of stalker-ish comment to me since everything took place. I was like, O.K. cool. I can deal with one pressed clown. That’s nothing. [...]
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