I Will Park My Foot In A DC Councilmember’s Ass

The days of free parking on Saturdays in DC are over. I don’t know about you all, but I don’t like this one bit. DC already gets a ton of money from drivers via red light cameras and utterly confusing sign combinations. To start charging people for weekend parking is just plain greedy. I don’t see how it really helps anyone other than city government bureaucrats lining their pockets, and potentially Metro(who has had the year from Hell). Well, I also assume it might create a few new jobs since the city will probably be hiring more meter maids.

Does anyone really make it their goal in life to be a meter maid? What child grows up saying “When I grow up, I want to ride around the city putting tickets on people’s cars”? If anyone, it was probably the little punk-ass snitch who used to tell on people for running in the hallways. All former hall monitors aside, I think everyone else who became a meter maid either did because it’s the best job they could find, they’re trying to work their way up to fighting actual crime one day, or they actually were regular cops but they did something stupid like pulling a gun out at a snowball fight and the meter maid gig is their punishment.    Read the rest of this entry »

Black Dynamite Is Finally Coming To DC

To all my DC folks, Black Dynamite is finally showing here this weekend! Here are the details:

January 1 & 2 – Washington, DC
E Street Cinema
555 11th Street NW
Washington, DC 20004
http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Market/WashingtonDC/EStreetCinema.htm

It’s been a long time coming for us fans in the District, so I want you all to show up to the theater in big numbers and represent! Everyone I know who has seen this movie tells me it’s utterly hilarious. I’ve also posted a number of very funny clips, which is the main reason I’ve patiently waited this long to see the film. I cannot wait!

Gotta Love Facebook!

Click on this link. Trust me, you’ll be happy you did! Hell hath no fury like a sibling scorned…

Will Ferrell Takes “Wedding Crashers” Literally

As you can clearly see, Will Ferrell decided to have some fun in the background of the wedding announcement photo of a couple of production assistants who met on the set of a movie and fell in love. The blank smile on his face is hilarious to me for some reason!

For Those At Work Doing Absolutely Nothing

For those at work, this game will help get you through your days as you B.S. and count down ’till Christmas. Have fun, and remember to adjust our shots for the wind!

Tiger’s Transgressions game

Who Brings A Gun To A Snowball Fight?!

Apparently, Detective Baylor does! Today in DC, an off-duty police officer decided to break up a snowball fight, BY PULLING OUT HIS GUN! Can you say “anger management” people? How about “overreaction?” Or “asshole” maybe?    Read the rest of this entry »

It’s Snowing In DC

Yes that’s my name. Yes, I whipped out my d*ck and pee-wrote it in the fresh snow. No, I do not give a damn. Don’t judge me!

I just hope that it keeps on snowing, because I did that right in front of my neighbor’s garage. The worst part is that you can follow my footsteps from there, all the way to my front door. Hopefully, the my urine calligraphy will be covered in snow by the time they wake up.

Dah well…’Tis the season! “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”