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A Misfortune Cookie

The photo above is what was inside of a fortune cookie that I opened on Saturday. What kind of jerk puts something like this inside of a cookie?! I don’t know if this is telling me that I’m destined to go to prison, or become the victim of some type of criminal act. As you [...]

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Kobe Bryant Kloser Commercial

I like this Vitamin Water commercial. Glad to see Kobe Bryant can laugh at himself and his ill-advised photoshoot. I still think the Nike “Write The Future” World Cup spot featuring him is better, but this one is entertaining as well.

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The NBA Finals: Where Gay Stuff Happens

A gay Lakers fan tried to pick me up last night. After a late workout, I decided to stop by Lounge of III and catch the 2nd half of Game 4 of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers. It’s the 1 year anniversary of the place, so I figured at [...]

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Reggie Noble Is Still > Your Favorite Rapper

You know I had to put this Michael Jackson inspired Redman video up. It is almost as awesome as my website header. Sorry Redman, but as cool as this clip is, it is nowhere near as awesome as a jheri-curl glamor pose with a motherf*ckin’ TIGER!

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This is Some Cold Business!

My friend Arlene put this photo up on her Facebook page, with the caption “Gary Coleman’s Monogrammed Casket.” I’m going to Hell for laughing this hard, aren’t I? God, please have a sense of humor and forgive me!!!

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Obama Wants To Kick Some Ass

If I were President Obama, I would have been threatening to kick people’s asses LONG before today. When you’re the Leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff when things go wrong. When you are the first black leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff that happened before you got [...]

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Rand Paul is a Jackass

I already know what you’re thinking: this title is such a gross understatement! The original title was going to be “Is It OK For Me To Kick Rand Paul’s Ass Now?” but I decided against actual threats of violence directed toward a politician. I have enough problems without the FBI after me. It’s just that [...]

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