I Got A Great New Album In The Mail Today

A few days ago, someone called me a “Flash from ‘The Five Heartbeats’ lookin-ass n*gga.” So in honor of that randomly ridiculous insult, I am posting this clip of the commercial he was in that got featured on BET every hour on the hour for the better part of a decade: Hey Love! Read the rest of this entry »

My Woody Woodpecker Album

This past weekend, I was suddenly reunited with the only record other than Michael Jackson’s Thriller that I used to play on a daily basis as a kid: Woody Woodpecker! Don’t ask me what the songs sound like, because I really can’t remember. While visiting my sister this weekend, I instantly recognized the album at first sight, as you can tell from the above photo of me embracing it. I put that photo up for two reasons:

1. It’s funny.
2. Woody Woodpecker saved my life.     Read the rest of this entry »