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Perez Hilton Got Black Eye Pea’d

I can honestly say that I’m surprised this hadn’t happened earlier. As much as Perez Hilton likes to stir up controversy, someone was bound to kick his ass one of these days. That’s just the risk you run when you consistently bash people. As a fellow sh*t taker, the unwritten common sense rule of thumb [...]

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Don’t Rough Up McGruff!!!

You know times are rough when McGruff the crime dog gets assaulted. Saturday in Colombia Heights, a police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog was minding his own business, teaching kids how to take a bite out of crime…when a Metro bus driver got the drop on him and took a bite out of [...]

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